Feeble

Jokes

Three Old Ladies sitting on a bench.

Three old ladies are sitting on a park bench, just chatting the day away...like old ladies do.

A man in a trench coat walks up to them and suddenly flashes them with all his glory.

Well, the first old lady has a stroke right away.

The second old lady has a stroke soon after.

The third old lady, being more old and feeble, couldn't reach that


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My dad got sacked from the strawberry farm

He was completely incapable of putting the strawberries into the little boxes.

He thought he could sweetalk the boss into letting him keep his job by telling him some cheesy gags and feeble wordplays.

But it didn't work. The boss said he couldn't punnet.

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3 Men on a bench

At lunch one day, Tom, Dick and Harry are sitting on a park bench. Suddenly, a man comes up and disrobes in front of them.

Tom was so shocked he had a stroke.

Dick was equally shocked and HE had a stroke.

Harry, being a little older and a little more feeble than the other two... he couldn’t reach.


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A Panda is sitting in a bar...

A Panda is sitting in a bar enjoying his afternoon. The bartender walks up and asks him what he would like to drink.

"No drink, but I'll take a BLT." the panda says.

The bartender fixes up a nice sandwich for the panda, working especially hard at it since its not every day a panda is at his bar.

He serves it to the panda, who politely eats the


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Three old ladies sitting in a park

There are three old ladies sitting in a park, just chatting the day away.

Suddenly, a man in a trench coat walks up to them and opens his trench coat, flashing them with all he has to see.

Well, the first old lady has a stroke immediately.

The second old lady has a stroke soon after.

The third old lady, being more old and feeble, couldn't re


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The Three Old Ladies amp the Flasher

Three old ladies - Gertrude, Maude and Tilly were sitting on a park bench having a quiet conversation when a flasher approached from across the park.

The flasher came up to the ladies, stood right in front of them and opened his trench coat.

Gertrude immediately had a stroke.

Then Maude also had a stroke.

But Tilly, bless her heart, being older a


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A strong man and a turtle walk into a bar...

The man gets the attention of everyone in the bar. Then he proceeds to take off his pants, then he takes the turtle and makes it bite onto one of his balls. The whole bar looks frightened as they watch him. After ten seconds the man pokes the turtle in the eye and says "A hundred dollars to anyone here who can do that." No one raises their hand. Then a feeble looking guy in the corner sa


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So you know how Gandhi walked a lot around India until he was an old, feeble man? I hear he also had really bad breath...

He was a super-calloused fragile mystic hexed with halitosis.

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