Im having some doubts about intermittent fasting.
In short, it’s **a big IF.**
Yo mamma so hungry,
Yo mamma so hungry ,
when she done fasting for a week ,world hunger problem was solved!!!!
Historians now think that Gandhi wasnt starving himself in protest
Although he did not eat for long periods of time, which may look like fasting, It it now hypothesized that he was just trying African food.
The sequel to Gandhi
Fasting and Furious
The name for the Ghandi sequel.
Fasting and Furious
Why did the holy man eat a meal mid way through fasting
He was half-assed.
Whats the only thing a muslim can eat while fasting
Ever heard of the latest intermittent fasting fad trending around the world?
Due to excessive heat the fasting of Ramadhan has been cancelled
What do you call a jihadist during Ramadan?
Fasting and furious
Why did the very religious man not say a word while he was fasting?
He was afraid that he would swallow his words.
How many eggs can you eat while fasting?
Just one, because after eating it you won't be fasting anymore
Why isn't Sonic the Hedgehog Muslim?
Because once Ramadan is over, he can't stop fasting!
A joke to keep with the fasting theme
A homeless man approaches a rich Jewish American princess and beseeches her, "I haven't eaten in three days!"
Her: "Force yourself"
Boy: "You haven't been eating much lately. Just noodles."
Dad: "Yeah. Ramen, actually. Tastes good and doesn't go against my fasting rules."
Boy: "Wait. Fasting for what?"
Dad: "You know. Ramendan."
Where does a Muslim man go after he's done fasting during Ramadan?
To the Allah Hu Snackbar.
1) F***ing once a week is good for your health, but it is harmful if done everyday
2) F***ing relaxes your mind & body
3) F***ing refreshes you
4) After F***ing don’t eat too much go for more liquids
5)Try F***ing in bed cause it can save your valuable energy
6) F***ing can reduce your cholesterol level
Tomorrow is a day of fasting and abstinence for many denominations.
So I guess that means no meat of ANY kind.
Muslims are suffering by mistranslation for 1400 years...
Fasting actually means 'eating fast food'.
A monk killed a man before going into fasting...
It was a premeditated homocide