As a millennial, I'm always in awe about how people used to make do without the internet
I just came out of a bathroom that had scribbled on the wall, "I suck dick on Fri. nights, leave ur #." Antiquity is fascinating.
What starts out fascinating but ends in disaster?
My ex-girlfriend in bed
The Queen of England is taking a tour of an American hospital when she spots a patient furiously masturbating through an open door.
Her Majesty: "What's going on here? This is absolutely appalling."
Nurse: "Actually, Your Highness, it's for medicinal purposes. This patient has a very serious condition, and if he doesn't orgasm at least once every eight hours, his testicles will swell and cause fatal clotting."
Her Majesty: "Fascinating. Very well, carry on."
Theres a fascinating novel written about the first man to popularize the T-Pose.
Although the Bible is a bit of a long read.
Hitler had many fascinating talents, the way he makes sure every little bit of detail is in his plans amaze me,
you could say I'm just an artsy guy.
Rene Richards just wrote a fascinating book about these transgender athletes who dominate women's sports
It's called Tennis Without Balls
TIL that traditionally cheese production follows a specific routine, but one type is made backwards
Edam is fascinating.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
The fascinating story of an innocent chicken trying to escape the farm
Whats the difference between Trump and Putin?
One created a fascinating reality show, while the other one is the president of the US.
Have you heard about Mike Tyson's fascinating toe nails?
I just watched a fascinating documentary about labyrinths.
It was amazing.
Why was Jesus so fascinating?
Because he attracted people from all over
Three guys are having drinks on the roof of their office building...
and one of them looks to another and says, “You know there’s a fascinating phenomenon where if you jump off this building a gust of warm air will lift you back onto the roof to safety”.
The other man says, “no way man don’t make jokes like that while we’re drinking”.
In response he says, “no really I’ll prove it to yo
There was once a zoo with only one breed of dog that roamed around the entire zoo.
I found the idea to be fascinating, but to others not so much, as that i’ve overheard conversations saying it was a “shit zoo.”
Why are black holes fascinating objects in the universe?
Once you go black, you never go back.
My sound tech walked in to hook up my microphones
We got to talking and I let him know I have a few friends who are also sound techs.
“Really. Fascinating” with feigned excitement.
Yeah. One of them is German.
I have a Czech one, too. A Czech one, too.
The unsaid part of "This is fascinating!" is
I find it fascinating that
The whole Malaysian Airlines thing is fascinating
looks like they're out to prove that it is the journey, not the destination, that matters most.
People find it fascinating I can lift 180kg from the bench.
Weird, I thought people found it easy to stand up from park benches.
Bruce Jenner joke.
Bruce's transition to a woman has been so fascinating, a whole new category has been made for him. He will be considered Transjenner.
A boy is talking to his 100 year-old grandfather...
The grandfather says, "You know, when I was not so much older than you are now, I lived in Sydney, Australia. In fact, I earned a bit of spare change helping on the construction of the ol' Harbour Bridge."
The boy says, "Wow! That sounds fascinating! Was it exciting?"
The grandfather, shaking his head, says, "It was just riveting work."
A man boards a plane after a business trip...
... and he sits next to a gorgeous blonde woman. He notices that she's reading a book called "100 Facts About Sex You Never Knew" and asks her if it's any good. She says, "Yea it's really interesting. Did you know that statistically, Native American men have the thickest penises of any race?" "Oh wow that's fascinating I never knew that" he says. S
A man boards a plane home after a business trip...
... and he sits next to a gorgeous blonde woman. He notices that she's reading a book called "100 Facts About Sex You Never Knew" and asks her if it's any good. She says, "Yea it's really interesting. Did you know that statistically, Native American men have the thickest penises of any race?"
"Oh wow that's fascinating I never knew that" he s
OC I watched a fascinating documentary about how a tadpole becomes a frog.
The beginning seemed fishy but the end was ribbiting.
Wocka Wocka Wocka!
I met a new paleontologist today...
Fascinating young lady, called Diana Saw-Hunter.
Her Majesties Corgis
One day a man was enjoying a pint at a pub located near Buckingham Palace. While he sat there, he couldn't help but notice another man drinking pint after pint with a gloomy face. Being a nice fellow, he decided to chat with the gentleman, and had the barkeep buy him a pint, as he sat next to him.
"Say, Old Chap, why are you so down?"
"My fucking lif
Most Fascinating Part of the Body
I used to think the brain was the most fascinating part of the body but then i realized "pssssh, look what's telling me that"