Why did the farsighted woman fall into a well?
Because she couldn't see that well.
Teacher: Farsightedness is building a home close to the arctic before land prices skyrocket due to global warming.
Students: Collect porn videos to spend the next summer holidays.
What language do farsighted people speak?
What does a farsighted gynecologist have in common with a puppy dog?
They both got a wet nose.