Fancied

Jokes

Kim Jong Un today announced he's going to dictate in the South instead.

He said he fancied a Korea change.

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I once fancied this really shy prisoner.

After a while he really came out of his cell.

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What did the flight attendant say when the captain said he fancied her?

I don't give a flying fuck.

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I bumped into my old English teacher that I fancied.

"What's new?" she asked.

I said, "An adjective."

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I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.

He went 'baa' and I went 'Moo.'
He said, 'You're closest.'

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A gay mans friend tells him he's bisexual, the gay man fancied his friend so he asked if would have sex with him

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I just found out that hamsters blink one eye at a time.

And all that time I thought mine fancied me.

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Superman is flying over a skyscraper when he sees Wonder Woman lying spread-eagle and naked.

He had always fancied her, so he flew down, quickly did his business, and flew away.

Wonder Woman: "What was that?"
Invisible Man: "I don't know, but it hurt like hell!"

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