Kim Jong Un today announced he's going to dictate in the South instead.
He said he fancied a Korea change.
I once fancied this really shy prisoner.
After a while he really came out of his cell.
What did the flight attendant say when the captain said he fancied her?
I don't give a flying fuck.
I bumped into my old English teacher that I fancied.
"What's new?" she asked.
I said, "An adjective."
I fancied a game of darts with my mate. He said, 'Nearest the bull goes first.
He went 'baa' and I went 'Moo.'
He said, 'You're closest.'
A gay mans friend tells him he's bisexual, the gay man fancied his friend so he asked if would have sex with him
I just found out that hamsters blink one eye at a time.
And all that time I thought mine fancied me.
Superman is flying over a skyscraper when he sees Wonder Woman lying spread-eagle and naked.
He had always fancied her, so he flew down, quickly did his business, and flew away.
Wonder Woman: "What was that?"
Invisible Man: "I don't know, but it hurt like hell!"