You'll only get this one if you're familiar with logical fallacies

If anyone ever witnesses a *true* no-true Scotsman logical fallacy, should definitely call out the person making it!

Love is a fallacy

This is a bit of a slow burner, but I read [Love is a Fallacy](http://www.filozofia.bme.hu/sites/default/files/love_is_a_fallacy.pdf) for class and I thought it might have a place here.

Had some erection problems, but I'm happy to say I got over my phallus-fallacy.

A common chefs error

Is to think they must always add salt to a sauce before boiling it down. This is the fallacy of reductive seasoning.

Why shouldn't you fight with a scarecrow?

Because you shouldn't use the straw man fallacy

When a girl is told ugly

If a guy tells you that you are ugly, he is just being mean.

If a girl tells you that you are ugly, she is just jealous.

If a child tells you that you are ugly, you are plain ugly.

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I thought it was funny although I don't agree. Even the guys & girls can tell an ugly girl that she is ugly. That's not a logical necessity but a

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What is the fallacy about the Schrdinger cat?

The cat knows.

Did you hear they invented a new logical fallacy, the "ad homonym" attack?

... It's not what it sounds like.

I had an awkward moment with my english teacher.

Apparently pathetic fallacy has nothing to do with erectile dysfunction.

What do people who don't like the slippery slope argument call it?

The slippery slope fallacy

What did the leaders say to Jesus when he flashed his dick to win an argument?

Your phallus is a fallacy to the Pharisees