Fabulous

Jokes

I just got a tattoo on my penis

It reads "Joe's Fabulous Bar and Grill in Waukesha, Wisconsin"

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So an optimist was best friends with a pessimist.

He was always trying to find things that could make his pessimist friend say something positive about but he never could.

One day, the optimist decided to buy a fabulous pet that his pessimist friend couldn’t find anything wrong with. So he went to a specialty pet store and explained his mission to the owner.

The owner replied, “Well I do have a fabulous par


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They're having a huge sale at the mobile home dealership.

The prices are pre-fabulous

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Vacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so they wont be identified as clergy.

They buy Hawaiian shirts and sandals, and soon hit the beach. They notice a gorgeous blonde in a tiny bikini.

"Good afternoon, Fathers," she says as she strolls by.

The men are stunned. How does she know they’re clergy? Later they buy even wilder attire: surfer shorts, tie-dyed T-shirts, and dark glasses.

The next day, they return to the beach


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The only 'F' word you should ever call a gay man is "Fabulous."

Fags love being called "Fabulous."

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What did the fabulous murderer do?

He killed it

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Heard this joke from a friend

A man wants to go on a date with his girlfriend. He goes to buy a suit, but the line was super long and took him 3 hours, but it was worth it. Next he went to buy himself a ring and guess what? The line took him 3 hours, but it was worth it.

When the day of the date came they had a fabulous time and bonded better than ever before. He decided to go get some juice and guess what? There


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The guy cleaning my septic tank did a fabulous job.

He really hoses shit.

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What do you call a fabulous Frenchmen?

Le faguette.

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Vacationing in Hawaii, two priests decide to wear casual clothes so they won't be identified as clergy.

They buy Hawaiian shirts and sandals, and soon head for the beach.
They notice a gorgeous blond in a tiny bikini. "Good afternoon, Fathers" she says as she strolls by.
The men are stunned. How does she know they are clergy? Later that day, they buy even wilder attire consisting of surfer shorts, tie dyed T-shirts, and dark glasses.
The next day, they return to the beac


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Its my moms 65 birthday coming up and I want to send send her somewhere SPECIAL like this fabulous location I heard about where she can be served 247 with all inclusive food and entertainment

Golden Slumber Nursing Home

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Went to a Gay Conversion camp...

Learned how to have a fabulous time.

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So I accidentally walked in on He-Man while he was Masterbating...

He was so embarrassed and tried to explain: “Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword”

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So, I walked in on He-Man while he was Masterbating...

He just was so embarrassed and tried to explain “Fabulous secret powers were revealed to me the day I held aloft my magic sword”.

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My Wife's birthday

A man was sitting on the edge of the bed, watching his wife, who was
looking at herself in the mirror. Since her birthday was not
far off he asked what she'd like to have for her birthday.

'I'd like to be eight again', she replied, still looking in the mirror .

On the morning of her Birthday, he arose early, made her a nice big bowl of Coc


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Have you tried that new coconut shampoo?

It leaves your coconuts looking fabulous.

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Am I narcissistic? maybe

Do I look fabulous? Absolutely

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What do you call a person with no skin?

Dead.

Another anti-joke by the fabulous me. Surprisingly, nobody has down voted the first one yet.

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Be like Bro

This is Bro. Bro gets F'e in all Subject, Bro Knows F means Fantastic or Fabulous. Bro think he's the best student in the world, Bro is happy with his gread, Be like Bro

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The gay pride flag back story

some two gay guys (lets call them a and b for simplicity)

a said 'we are proud of who we are, but we need a flag design'

'what about pink?' replied b

'no, its too fabulous'

'blue?'

'nope, thats too fabulous aswell'

'wow, look a rainbow'

'its...


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I'm not a narcissist.

Narcissists spend their time looking at themselves in the mirror. I don't need to do that to know I look fabulous.

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The Lion, the Witch and a fabulous fashion sense

What did the Lion say to the Witch when she caught him coming out of the wardrobe?

"My sexual preference is Narnia business."

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BEHOLD: THE DONALD'S HUGE DUMP


BEHOLD! ANOTHER TRUMP ARCHITECTURAL TRIUMPH - THE DONALD TRUMP REPOSITORY, OR…

Donald Trump announced yesterday he would be building “by far the world’s largest, most fabulous, incredibly unbelievable, repository in the known world…certainly in New York City anyway. It’ll be huge” The Donald said.

Trump, his persona a curious


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She said a lot of F words and I don't think it stands for fabulous.

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What do you call an equally dangerous and fabulous element of the periodic table?

Freddie Mercury!

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What do you call a gay author?

...a fabulous fabulist.

Thank you, I'll be here all night.

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How can you call someone and sound fabulous?

Use a homophone.

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Welcome to Fabulous Hills!

A GAYted community!

Anyone? Eh? ok.

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I don't get all the hate for Scientology.

Xenu was a fabulous Warrior Princess.

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This year's Brits will always be remembered for its fabulous tribute to 'Allo 'Allo!...

Featuring the Fallen Madonna with the Big Boobies.

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My friend came up with this fabulous one-liner.

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I tried killing a spider with hairspray.

Sadly, it's still alive, but its hair is *fabulous*.

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The Dead Businessman!!


Police was investigating the mysterious death of a prominent businessman who had jumped from a window of his 9th-story office.

Nancy, his voluptuous private secretary could offer no explanation for the action but said that her boss had been acting peculiarly ever since she started working for him, a month ago.

"After my very first week on the job," Nanc


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That's Fabulous!

Two women run into each other in the mall one day. Old friends, having not seen each other for almost 10 years, they proceed to catch up.

"My husband is running a very successful business," says the first woman, "he just paid cash for a new Mercedes!"

"That's fabulous!" replies her friend.

"I know! And the twins are s


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Coming out of the closet would be a lot easier...

if my wardrobe wasn't so fabulous!

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So three mice get into Heaven...

And they are greeted by St. Peter. Peter says to them "Because you lived good lives, each of you gets one wish." They say to Peter "We spent our entire lives running from predators, and our legs got very tired. Can you give us skateboards to get around?" Peter obliges, and they get three skateboards.

About a week later, Peter is checking in on everybody in Heaven.


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A fabulous bar walks into a bar.

It was a dive dove diva.

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