My girlfriend is like Australia

hot, exotic, loves sex, and is completely fabricated

My carpenter asked me if I'd like my new door fabricated, but I told him I wanted a real one.

Why did the media attack Obama for his tan suit?

Because all of his scandals were fabricated.

Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics?

It was fabricated.

Austim is a lie fabricated by the illuminati and used to promote John Cena