Fabricated

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My girlfriend is like Australia

hot, exotic, loves sex, and is completely fabricated

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My carpenter asked me if I'd like my new door fabricated, but I told him I wanted a real one.

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Why did the media attack Obama for his tan suit?

Because all of his scandals were fabricated.

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Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics?

It was fabricated.

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Austim is a lie fabricated by the illuminati and used to promote John Cena

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