America is extraordinarily safe compared to the rest of the world.
Researchers found that students of a teacher who regularly took LSD lived extraordinarily long lives.
It seems his pupils die late.
What exactly are cats?
1) Cats do whatever they want to do and when they want.
2) They can not, and will not listen to you.
3) They're completely unpredictable.
4) They whine a lot when they are anything but happy.
5) When you want to play, they just want to be left completely alone.
6) When you want to be all alone, they want to play with you a lot.
7) They expect yo
So my cousins were going to the gas station at 1:30 am..
And my brother retorts "Be careful, there are a lot of extraordinarily normal people there!"
I was chatting to this extraordinarily attractive girl the other day...
"What do you do for a living?"' I asked her.
"Real estate, you know, selling houses, apartments etc, What do you have?" she replied.
"At the moment', I replied, "I just happen to have a semi".
A man sat with a woman on a plane..