Extraction

Jokes

A lady went to a store one day, looking for a German method of coal extraction

Mien shaft she got

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Told my wife wed have to stop sleeping together if I get this job with a mineral extraction company.

Yeah, in most states it’s illegal to have sex with a miner.

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What do you call a file extraction program that weeaboos use?

Winrawr

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Some chick came to me and asked for a German method of coal extraction

Mein schaft she got!

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I once owned a small shop in Chicago. One day a las asked for German source of fuel extraction!

So mien shaft she got!

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My wife's been nagging me to see the dentist about a tooth extraction.

She says getting me to go is like pulling teeth.

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A lady came into the store one day, asking for a German method of coal extraction.!!!

mein shaft she got.

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Want to make a feminist mad?!!!!!!!!!!!!! I used to work in Chicago. in a department store.

I used to work in Chicago. but i dont anymore
A lady came into the store one day, asking for a German method of coal extraction.
A German method of coal extraction she wanted.
Mein shaft she got.




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I scheduled my wisdom tooth extraction for September 11th...

I know there's a joke in here somewhere but I can't find it. Help me out?

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