Extinguish

Jokes

Prior to our wedding, my husband and I met with the minister to discuss our marriage ceremony and various traditions, such as lighting the unity candle from two individual candles.

Couples usually blow out the two candles as a sign of becoming one. Our minister said that many people were now leaving their individual candles lit to signify independence and personal freedom.
He asked if we wanted to extinguish our candles or leave them burning.
After thinking about it, my husband replied, "How about if we leave mine lit and blow out hers?"


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Last Christmas was traumatising for me...

I was up until late. I lit up the fire in the fireplace. I didn't extinguish the fire when I hear scream and I open my eyes.

Let me tell ya...it is out traumatic to hear Santa Claus go from "ho ho ho" to "ho-holy shit"

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How do you extinguish a baby that's on fire?

Put it into a vacuum.

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What do you use to extinguish a vagina fire?

A panty hose

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Back when I was an alter server, the priest would give me a blow job every Sunday

I had to extinguish the candles.

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