Exterminator

Jokes

What is a fitting name for a rat exterminator?

"Eraticator"

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Two rabbis are arguing about their squirrel problems in the synagogue attic...

The first rabbi says "I called the exterminator and we never saw the squirrels again." The other rabbi simply said: "We gave our squirrels a bar mitzvah, and they were all gone the next morning!"

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Snoop Dogg must have the call the exterminator pretty frequently

He's been dealing with a lot of roaches over the years.

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"We've a mouse in the house, " said my wife,"you'll need to get an exterminator out.



"Fuck that they cost a fortune, " I replied, "stick a piece of cheese up your fanny, we'll freeze the bastard to death. "

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Police apprehended a shady exterminator who releases pests into client's homes

They caught him fleeing the scene

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The Terminator got sick of chasing Sarah Connor, so he started a pest control company.

He became an exterminator.

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What's the difference between a 19th-century American pioneer and a termite exterminator?

One passes through the good west and the other gasses through the wood pests.

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Why did the young man call a pest exterminator when he had a computer problem?

Because he thought the pest exterminator would be good at debugging his computer problems.

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Why did Arnold Schwarzenegger kill all the bugs in his house?

He’s an exTerminator.

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I once saw an Orkin man with a Yamaka and thought to myself...

not the first time there has been a Jewish exterminator.

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An exterminator goes to the doctor

At the end of the checkup, the doctor says, "You are in perfect health, except for a large mole on your arm"

The exterminator replies, "Shoot, I missed one!"

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Terminator decided to stop killing and take up an honest job.

Now he's an exterminator

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What did the Terminator do after he lost his job?

He became an Exterminator

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One from South Africa

The rat epidemic in Cape Town had reached dangerous proportions. No Capetonian was safe from the furry menace. The situation was thoroughly intolerable. After much hand-wringing, Patricia de Lille, the mayoress, decided that drastic measures were called for. The city needed an exterminator, and quickly.

The next day at City Hall, Mayoress de Lille met with her staff and worked ou


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Who do you call to kill your old girlfriend?

An Exterminator

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A man wakes up one day to a gorilla in a tree in his front yard

Alarmed, he immediately googles "gorilla exterminator" and calls the local expert.

"Hello? Yes I have a damn silverback in my tree, I need you here right now!"

"No problem man, except my partner is out of town, so I'll need you to help me"

"Fine whatever you need just get here now! He's tearing apart my yard!&q


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Exterminator

The husband rushed in and runs upstairs to the bedroom. Kicks the door in and sees his wife naked in bed. He demands to know who she is cheating with.
Just then he hears a noise from the closet. He opens the door and sees a naked man standing in it.
The husband demands to know who he is.
The guy in the closet looks at him and says, "Umm, I am the exterminator.
The hu


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Why did the blonde call an exterminator?

Her computer had a bug...

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You know what Schwarzenegger is up to these days?

He's an exterminator.

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What if Arnold Schwarzenegger got a job getting rid of pests?

He would be the ExTerminator.

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Why did the exterminator go to Italy?

To destroy romance.

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An exterminator comes to solve a cockroach problem.

The extermimator arrives at the house.

"Somebody call an exterminator?"

"Yes sir", the woman said. "I need you to kill the cockroaches that are taking over my house, and by extent, my life."

"Okay ma'am."

Using his huge ray, he shot at a cluster of prized and purebred termites and burned them alive.


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Why doesn't Arnold Schwarzenegger ever get bedbugs?

Because hes an exterminator.

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I just found out my girlfriend cheated on me with an exterminator.

I'm not sure if he's a guy who kills bugs, or if he used to be a Terminator.

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The exterminator

A man comes home from work early while his wife's lover is visiting. When she hears his car pulling up, she tells her lover "quick, go hide in the bathroom!" When husband comes into the bedroom, he sees that his wife is in bed, naked. Before he can react, she says "I've been waiting for you..." The husband gets excited and heads into the bathroom for a quick wash up,


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