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Men vs Gorillas

Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure.

Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior?

Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts 2 it & see how horny it gets just as men do.'

Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the go


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A dad and his 8 year old little girl are driving in a truck...

In front of them is driving a car with a husband and wife who are arguing profusely. Out of nowhere, the wife leans over, cuts off her husband's penis and tosses it out the window.

It goes flying back and hits the truck windshield and flies off. The little girl goes, "Daddy what was that?!"

The dad, not wanting to expose his daughter to sex at such a youn


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This St. Patrick's Day, Julia Roberts has a new movie coming out. It's about a woman who fights to expose the toxic levels of green beer.

It's called Erin Go Bragh-kovich.

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Did you hear that Julia Roberts has a new movie coming out this St. Patrick's Day?

It's about a woman who fights to expose the toxic levels of green beer. It's called Erin Go Bragh-kovich.

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Tinder is a great way to let down your walls, expose yourself, and meet that someone special.

Just make sure when you take that picture, you get the best angle.

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What did the owner do when the woman chose to expose herself at the bar?

Bannedhersnatch.

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Dirty 3 little old ladies saw a man expose his genitalia in public

Two of them had a stroke but the 3rd one couldn’t reach.

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Say what you want about paedophiles

But at least they expose kids to early biology lessons.

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I was trying to expose the cement company for using cheap materials

But I couldn't find any concrete evidence

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I am trying to expose the cement company for using cheap materials

But I couldn't find any concrete evidence

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Three Mothers go to Therapy

After a 30 minutes of questions the therapist says "I've figured it out. You all have unhealthy obsessions that have taken over your lives." He turns to the first mother and says:

"You named your daughter Candy, and you're obsessed with sweets."

He turns to the second mother and says:

"You're obsessed with money, as


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What nickname did the boys at the precinct give Gotham's police commissioner once they heard he sometimes likes to expose himself to women on the street?

Flash Gordon.

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Gorilla behaviorbly resemble human

Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure.

Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior?

Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts 2 it & see how horny it gets just as men do.'

Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the go


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How come Russia and China will do everything they can to make the U.S. look bad...

Yet they won't expose The Moon Landing Hoax?

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Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure

Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure.

Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior?

Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts 2 it & see how horny it gets just as men do.'

Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the go


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What do you get when you expose an infant to high levels of radiation?

Arrested you sick fuck!

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Why do pencils shave?

To expose the tip

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The Ethical Dilemma

Two men are playing golf and they one caddy each. On the 18th hole, golfer (A) hits his ball into the bushes well right of the fairway. He goes to look for his ball, but he can't find it. So, when no one is looking, he drops a golf ball onto the ground and says he found his ball. He takes his shot, and it lands 2 feet from the hole, an easy tap-in. Meanwhile, back on the fairway, golfer (B) i


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Two cameras walk into a bar

Two cameras walk into a bar... One says to the other, "I don't expose you want to buy me a drink? The other says, "That would be a negative."

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Two nuns are in an elevator.

The elevator stops and a man wearing trench coat gets on. When the doors close, the man turns to face the nuns and pulls open his coat to expose a raging boner. One nun gasps and puts her hand over her heart and says, "I...I think I'm going to have a stroke!". The other nun says, "Do what you want sister but I'm not going to touch that thing."


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Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure..

Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior?

Look, seeing that no one is looking, I'll expose one of my breasts 2 it & see how horny it gets just as men do.'

Mary then exposes one of her breasts, and, sure enough the gorilla gets excited and grabs the bars of the enclosure as if it wante


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Married couple

Married couple at a Zoo walks past a gorilla enclosure.

Says the woman: 'Mark, Do you know that gorillas are the only animals which resemble men in their behavior? Look, seeing that no"one" is looking, I'll expose 1of my breasts to it & see how horny it gets just as men do.'


Mary then exposes 1 of her breasts, and, sure enoug


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What's the difference between a guitar and an elevator?

I didn't expose myself inside a guitar this morning.

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