TMZ has reported that they have explicit pictures of Donald Trump.
They plan to publish the pictures online starting tomorrow.
When ask for comment the President just said, “Fake nudes”.
I remember watching the news with my parents as a young man
All of a sudden there was a horrendous and explicit sex scene - so graphic and so early in the day. Naturally, I didn't know what to do or where to look. So I continued watching the news.
The young couple across the road from me have made an explicit sex tape.
They just don’t know about it yet.
EXPLICIT JOKE I like my slaves like I like my coffee
So every morning I drown one to death in boiling hot water, "give it some sugar" and fill it with my cream, consume and digest the remains by the end of the hour - all for less than $1.99!
The Garden of Eden NSFW
One fine afternoon in the early days of the Earth as God was watching over the Garden of Eden he suddenly realized that he hadn't seen Adam or Eve all day. He searched around but couldn't find either of them. After a while he finds Adam walking along by himself. God approaches Adam and asks, "Adam where have you been? I've been searching all over for you."
The Violin Ensemble playing in Carnegie Hall somehow got an R-18 rating...
The censors say it contains explicit scenes of violins encore.
A man goes to pick up his pictures
Feeling a bit sheepish as he knew some were explicit. He walks up to he attendant who asks him "OK your pictures are ready. Would you like the negatives" the man quietly says yes. "OK your wife's tits are sagging and she's got a big ass"
NSFW Warning Explicit Content
This form is explicit.
Definitions of twerk
1. to dance and gyrate in a sexually explicit manner
2. what a native of Brooklyn New York says where he goes in the morning
Left my iPod in the Washer and Dryer...
I accidentally left my iPod in the washer and dryer, and when I took it out, all of my songs with explicit lyrics had been deleted.