Expertly

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When I argued with the barista on how to make my coffee

I got expertly roasted.

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At the touch of her lips, it grew long and swollen. I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly.

It was the best balloon giraffe I'd ever seen.

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My friend has been hiding something.

I was cleaning my friend's room for him the other day and moved a pile of clothes off of the floor and into the hamper. To my surprise, when I lifted them, I found a perfectly gelled, expertly trimmed mustache on the ground, I saw him the next day and confronted him about my discovery. ''You got me.'' he said... I had just found his secret stache.


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A wife said to her husband, "You fuck like you fix things around the house."

"Expertly?" he asked.
"No," she responded. "Half done so I have to call the neighbor over to finish the job."

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At the touch of her lips, it grew hard an swollen...

I gasped as she squeezed and pulled expertly. It was the best balloon giraffe I´d ever seen.

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