Expel

Jokes

Why did it take so long for Labour to expel Alistair Campbell

It's really difficult to draw a pentagram around a moving target.

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Head Teacher: I'm going to have to expel you.

Pupil: You'd have to eat me first, weirdo.

(Shout out to Emo Philips)

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OC Two guys are bragging about the churches they attend...

Each guy is bragging about how their church is better than the other guy's church.

The first guy says, "Do they expel demons in your church? Jesus expelled demons you know. They're expelling demons in my church all the time!"

The second guy replies, "I guess my church doesn't have a demon problem the way yours does."


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Two guys are comparing churches...

The first guy says, "Do they expel demons in your church? Jesus expelled demons you know. They're expelling demons in my church all the time!"

The second guy replies, "I guess my church doesn't have a demon problem the way yours does."

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What does a chemist expel from his lungs when he laughs?

A Helium-3 isotope.

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How does Donald Trump plan to expel all Muslims from the county?

Legalize Uber.

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That moment when you finally get your lighter lit and expel a sigh of relief.

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Drunk driver

One in three car accidents is caused by a drunk driver. It's time to expel those sober lunetics from our roads!

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