Expectation

Jokes

The problem with Expectation is it never has limits.- Funny Joke on Expecting

Excellent Story on Expectations-
During a road trip I stopped in a small town to grab a bite to eat.

I walked into a local pizza place and the first thing I noticed was a
sign on the wall advising:

"Price. Quality. Service. Pick Any Two."

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A girl serviced me with the expectation to be paid. A cop was nearby and witnessed the event.

I sent the steak back.

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My family's last name is 'Expectation'

The entire family is currently in the hospital because of my stepdad, he started with me and said that for once in his life he'd beat all expectations

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Whats the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

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The key to comedy is...

Expectation

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A man walks into a bar...

A seemingly ordinary man walks into a bar. He sees a sign behind the bar proposing something preposterous. He asks the bartender to explain this ridiculous proposition. The bartender does so. The man then takes a moment to consider the unbelievable scenario before him, giving the reader a pause in which they can form assumptions about what is about to happen. Then, the man does something that defi


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What do atheists and all my ex girlfriends have in common?

No expectation of a coming of any kind

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What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

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Well, the definition of humour is not much humorous!

The Incongruity Theory claims that humour is created out of a violation of an expectation.

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What's the opposite of shell shock?

Shell expectation

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My math paper had a question involving finding the expectation of a die roll.

It took me a moment to figure out what it means

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Movie Expectation-Hacking

When hackers type really fast.
Expectation: [Insert computer coding]

Reality: BBAHBVHREAOBUBHUOBABVUEBOERBHOEAVBFHOREOAEYBOFAEBVROUBOAEU

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Life is a lot like sex...

It's way too short and rarely lives up to the expectation.

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Caitlyn Jenner....

Yet another unreasonable expectation for women......

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After watching superman vs batman trailer, my expectation during exam time.

Professor : Tell me...do you read ?

Me : No

Professor : You will

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One of my favorite high expectation Asian jokes

You masturbate?

Why you no doctorbate?

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What's the definition of irony?

An incongruity between expectation and result.

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