Exorcist

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What happens when you cant pay your exorcist?

Repossession.

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Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie?

Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.

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I chose to stick with my landlord who owned the houses from the Amityville Horror and the Exorcist over my last housing situation.

He was the lessor of two evils.

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I chose to stick with my landlord who owned the houses from the Amityville Horror and the Exorcist over living with my parents.

He was the lessor of two evils.

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I chose to stick with my landlord who owned the houses from the Amityville Horror and the Exorcist over my current housing situation.

He was the lessor of two evils.

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Did you guys hear about the new exorcist movie?

This time it's the devil trying to get the priest out of the kid.

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You hear about the new Exorcist movie?

A woman hires the devil to pull a priest out of her son.

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What happens when you can't afford to pay an exorcist?

They repossess your house.

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Have you seen the new Exorcist movie?

In this one the Devil has to get the priest out of the kid.

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The new "Exorcist" movie

will be about the Evil trying to remove priest from the kid.

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Have you seen the new "Exorcist" movie?

This time the devil tries to drive out the priest from the child.

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Have you seen the new Exorcist movie?

This time it’s the devil trying to get the priest out of the child.

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Whom do you call when your unvaccinated teenager won't move out?

An exorcist.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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I couldn't pay the exorcist that I hired.

He came around and re-possessed my house.

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Whats an exorcist favorite alcohol?

Spirits.

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What do you get when you cross a mobster with an exorcist?

Beats the hell out of me.

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What does a mobster and an exorcist have in common?

..Beats the hell out of me!

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I haven't paid the exorcist in time.

They were so pissed they came back and repossessed my house.

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What happens when you don't pay the exorcist?

Your body gets repossessed!

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We call my uncle the exorcist.

Every time he visits, he rids the house of all the spirits.

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What happens when you dont pay your exorcist bill?

You get repossessed

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What did the exorcist say when he saw the demon possessed alcoholic

Holy Shot

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The kid from the Exorcist got a ticket.

For possession.


Happy Halloween.

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With Halloween approaching, I tried uploading some exorcist videos to YouTube.

They all got demonetized

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If you don't pay your exorcist

You may get repossessed

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Did you hear about the new "Exorcist" sequel?

It's about a mother who hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son.

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Have you heard about the new prequel for the exorcist?

it's called *the orcist*

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Have you heard about the new sequel for the exorcist?

A Woman hires the Devil to get a Priest out of her Son.

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Whats the first thing you should do when you see a bellhop?

Call an exorcist

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What happens when you neglect to pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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I always wanted to be an exorcist

So I studied and worked real hard to become an orcist. Then I quit.

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If you do not keep up repayments to your exorcist...

...your house may be repossessed

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The last time an exorcist came round I forgot to pay the bill

I got repossessed

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Ive decided to call my mother-in-law the Exorcist

...because every time she came to visit she’d make all the spirits disappear

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Have you heard the one about the family who couldn't afford to pay the exorcist?

Their house was repossessed.

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What happens if you don't pay your exorcist?

You get re-possessed

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I didn't pay my exorcist

I got repossessed

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What do you call a demon at the gym?

An exorcist.

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Exorcist - The Sequel


Have you heard about the sequel to the Exorcist?

In the new version, a woman hires the Devil to get a priest out of her son.

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Have you heard about the sequel to

the Exorcist ? In the new version, a woman hires the Devil
to get a priest out of her son.

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Have you heard about the new Exorcist movie?

The mother calls the Devil to pull the priest out of her son.

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What do you get if you don't pay your exorcist?

Repossessed.

(Credit to my great-grandmother.)

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Did you guys hear about the new exorcist movie?

where the woman hires the devil to pull the priest out of her son.

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You know what happens if you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed!

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When you refuse to pay your exorcist:

...you get repossessed.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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I always found the movie "The Exorcist" confusing...

It made my head spin.

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What happens when you don't pay your exorcist?

You get repossessed.

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I learned from 'The Exorcist'

That when it comes to souls, possession is 9/10 of the law.

Changed slightly from a comment made by /u/boobiesucker

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