Exhale

Jokes

How do Australians breathe?

They exhale

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What did they call Nathan Hale after his execution by the British?

Nathan Exhale

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A good setup with normal subjects.

A wacky punch line.

\*nose exhale\*

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An good setup with normal subjects.

A wacky punchline

\*nose exhale\*

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The rabbit(R) is sitting by the lake smoking weed, a beaver(B) is swimming by, sees the rabbit and asks

B: hey, what you got there?
R: oh, this thing is called weed and it does some insane shit. You inhale hold it, swit to the other side and exhale. It makes you feel sooooo goood.
B: lemme try
The rabbit gives him the weed, the beaver does like the rabbit said, comes out the other side of the lake, exhales and is amazed. Meanwhile a hippopotamus(H) is swimming by.
H: yo B was


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I'm on Instagram, and I'm not good at it.

So, I'm on Instagram, and I don't put much effort in it.

A friend of mine, who is really high on social media tells me "Dude, you need to change your Instagram Bio. It's rubbish"

Me: Why? It describes me perfectly.

Friend: It just says "I breathe air."

Me: Well, yeah!! It's spot on.

Friend:(Sl


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A blond woman goes to get a haircut wearing headphones

The hairdresser ask her to remove the headphones, which she does.

After a minute the woman becomes blue and faints.

Startled, the hairdresser picks up the headphones to hear what it was playing:

“Inhale.... exhale.... inhale.... exhale....”

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1 My kids made up Star Wars joke: What does Darth Vader exhale?

Carbon Darkside

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I think people are getting sick of my jokes when they exhale deeply

I should take it as a sigh-n

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What Do You Feel Now?

In A Routine Checkup

Nurse To Engineer: “Breathe Deeply In And Slowly Exhale, Do It 3 Times.”

Engineer: “Ok”

Nurse: “What Do You Feel Now?”

Engineer: “Your BODY SPRAY Is Simply Superb Babe.“

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Butt Buddies!

There were two friend that were butties. They would always hang out together. "Make some noise" Finally one day, one friend got tired of the other. "You make me sick" he said. "you make me sick too!" the other one said. "yeah you sit too close cause every time we try to exhale, both our heads bang against each other!"


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