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What phrase people made to exclude Van Gogh?

"I am all ears"

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Why do trains rattle on the rails?

Early in the day Police Captain order his underlings to gather in the yard of the police station for a speech.

When everybody is gathered to hear the speech, Captain comes out of the police station with a firm walk and in front of the whole department. Younger and inexperienced police officers are nervous about what is going to happen when the Captain starts his speech:

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Why do trains rattle on the rails?

Early in the day Police Captain order his underlings to gather in the yard of the police station for a speech.

When everybody is gathered to hear the speech, Captain comes out of the police station with a firm walk and in front of the whole department. Younger and inexperienced police officers are nervous about what is going to happen when the Captain starts his speech:

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Why did the exclude an astronaut from the escape pod?

They were outta space

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