Exceedingly

Jokes

If a person does exceedingly well in the Catholic faith, they become a saint. But if someone does equally well in the Hindu faith, they become a...

Saint Bernard.

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What does an exceedingly cute tree with a speech impediment call itself?

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Trying to spell the word "impassable" is exceedingly challenging.

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There was a young vampire called Mabel...

With periods exceedingly stable

By the light of the moon

She sat down with a spoon

And drank herself under the table.

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I am exceedingly charismatic but I have trouble pronouncing words beginning with 'f' and 'th'.....

...... Can't say fairer than that.

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Carlsberg don't do Alzheimer's ...

... but they do make exceedingly good cakes.

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Carlsberg don't do Alzheimers diseases...

... but they do make exceedingly good cakes.

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