Exaggeration

Jokes

Exaggeration specs

Honestly hate when people don't believe my exaggerations. Like yeah, i did wait for 4 weeks for the bus once just fuck off.

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My friend destroyed his UGGs on purpose yesterday,

“You sole-less monster, that cost a heel-lot of money, you’re worse than the knot-sies (exaggeration) for that!” I screamed at him. Then he replied, “What? I get a kick out of it!”

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I don't think it's any exaggeration to say that hyperbole is the greatest word in the world

I will fight anyone who disagrees with me.

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Went to a class on exaggeration today...

I swear my teacher is like a million years old

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My absolute favorite thing ever in the whole world has to be exaggeration.

No wait, second guessing. Yeah second guessing is my favorite thing.

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What do you call an exaggeration of mens genitalia?

A phallus-y!

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Everything I Say...

Literally every single thing I say is an ironic exaggeration.

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