Honestly hate when people don't believe my exaggerations. Like yeah, i did wait for 4 weeks for the bus once just fuck off.
My friend destroyed his UGGs on purpose yesterday,
“You sole-less monster, that cost a heel-lot of money, you’re worse than the knot-sies (exaggeration) for that!” I screamed at him. Then he replied, “What? I get a kick out of it!”
I don't think it's any exaggeration to say that hyperbole is the greatest word in the world
I will fight anyone who disagrees with me.
Went to a class on exaggeration today...
I swear my teacher is like a million years old
My absolute favorite thing ever in the whole world has to be exaggeration.
No wait, second guessing. Yeah second guessing is my favorite thing.
What do you call an exaggeration of mens genitalia?
Everything I Say...
Literally every single thing I say is an ironic exaggeration.