Evolve

Jokes

If scientists perfect our nutrition so that our bodies metabolize 100 of what we eat with zero waste, we may evolve to a pinnacle of civilization. Why?

There will be no more assholes in the world.

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What does Eevee evolve into when you give it a clock?

Eon

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What does Eevee evolve into when you pour buckets of slime on it?

Nickelodeon

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What does Eevee evolve into when you give it money?

Patreon.

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What does Eevee evolve into when you give it money?

Patreon

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What does your Eevee evolve into if you turn it into a Thot?

Patreon

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How does a Linux user evolve Bonsly?

sudo woodo

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Why evolution is a myth

Why would a chicken evolve to taste like faux meat? That's just asking to be preyed on by the vegans.

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One thing I know is that a computer science major didn't name the original pokemon.

Otherwise, charmander would evolve into stringmander.

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Humans did NOT evolve from bonobos, okay?

That's an overchimplification.

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Why did humans evolve to walk upright?

To keep things away from dogs.

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Why did Michael Vick dogfight?

He wanted his labrador to evolve into a kadabrador.

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What's the only Pokemon that doesn't evolve?

Any black Pokemon, really.

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What does Wilfried CuBony evolve into?

[deleted]

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At a bar in Baltimore shortly after the riots ...

there is a group of people arguing, two men; one a biologist, the other a physicist, walk up to see what's going on. "What the hell are you arguing about?". The man responds "Well he says the police did their job! He's racist, black lives matter!". "Well to be fair, all lives matter, we all contribute to our society in a way that helps us evolve" says the bi


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Direct tv pokemon

When your cable breaks you get bored. When you get bored you play with fire stones. When you play with fire stones you evolve in to flareon. when you evolve into flareon you know no moves don't settle with cable get direct tv
-Mr.wapplesauce 2015

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Kid Cudi

He is already 31, when will he evolve into Adult Cudi?

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What do couch potatoes evolve into?

Computer chips.

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Scientist have discovered a way to make food that, after eaten, produces absolutely no solid waste.

They expect that within a few million years, humanity will physically evolve to accommodate our new digestive requirements. They also predict the world will become a utopia, because there will be no assholes.

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Halfway through V for Vendetta...

...still waiting for Natalie Portman to evolve into Vaporeon.

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