Evolution

Jokes

Did you guys see Eevee's new flying-type evolution in Sword and Shield?

It's called Pigeon.

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Whats the difference between a politician and a dog?

About 85 million years of evolution.

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Thank god that stupidity isnt protected like race religion and gender.

Its protected by evolution.

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What do creationists call evidence for evolution?

Falssil Evidence

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Im finally convinced that evolution doesnt exist...

Mothers still have 2 arms.

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Recent research has hinted that autism and the autism spectrum may actually be the next evolution in human development.

However, I find it hard to believe it is the next evolution if the subjects are unable to get laid.

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I can prove evolution wrong..

Humming birds have existed for thousands of years and they haven't learned the words yet.

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My brother is so dumb!, he came home from school and told me he learned something new about evolution in science class, he said he found out that before we were monkeys we were something else, I asked him what were we?

He said “I didn’t know, I don’t even remember being a monkey”!

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Evolution has its hand in

Everyone’s genes

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How is a kid failing science and an antivax parent related?

One is just the evolution of the other.

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Where did evolution get it wrong with women?

... putting the amusement park right next to the sewer!

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My favorite movie is.....

Evolution, because we watch it everyday.

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Scientists believe President Trump has disproved the theory evolution.

They will need to observe him for a bit longer to be sure, though.

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EVOLUTION QUESTION

If we came from monkeys, could somebody please just tell me -- why are there still monkeys?

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There is no theory of evolution. Just a list of animals Chuck Norris allows to live. If you can see Chuck Norris, Chuck Norris sees you. If you don't see Chuck Norris, you may be seconds away from death.

Happy birthday, sir!

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Evolution of music

imagine the future generation be like...back in my day we had mumble rap

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The history of human evolution is confusing...

There’s so many *Homos*, it’s hard to keep them all straight.

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What do you call people who don't believe in evolution?

Primate change deniers

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I really wonder why evolution made girls tits bigger only for sexuality.

but nothing for their vaginas to overcome potential rapists.

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The real reason evolution started..

https://imgur.com/gallery/C8to1hN

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Meanwhile, at the Zoo...

... a gorilla is reading. He's holding a Bible in one hand and a book on evolution in the other.

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**What are you doing, gorilla?**

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"I'm trying to decide if I am my brother's keeper, or my keeper's brother".

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Millions of years of evolution have resulted in me being the ultimate master of sarcasm.

lol

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Millions of years of evolution have resulted in me being the ultimate master of sarcasm.

lol

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How can you say evolution is going backwards?

By observing that humans are evolving into snakes.

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I wanted to know how much salt it would take to kill a person.

So I went to church and started explaining evolution.

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Why doesnt Ken Ham believe in evolution?

Because he’s still a monkey.

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Evolution is fake. Shouldn't millions of years of selective procreation only leave the most attractive looking offspring?

Yet your mom exists.

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Why evolution is a myth

Why would a chicken evolve to taste like faux meat? That's just asking to be preyed on by the vegans.

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What do you say when a scientist doesnt believe in evolution?

Holy 6.022×10 to the 23 + y

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Evolution should have made the cocks longer

if everytime you pee you must wash your cock!

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Mum asked me how i knew i was gay...

i replied "because when i see a vagina i think its an abomination of human evolution"

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You can tell a lot about someones personality from their shoes

For example if they’re not barefoot they’re probably ignoring evolution

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Watching dragonball evolution is like having a watch on your belt

its a waist of time..

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Creationist have often made me question evolution

But probably not in the way they think

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If evolution were real

Deers should be able to know how to cross the roads by now

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Why did the teacher use the evolution of Thor in viking mythology to teach both literature and Northern European history in her class?

She wanted to demonstrate using a Meta-Thor.

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Why is it that everybody outside of the U.S.A. is neither fat nor carrying guns?

Evolution.

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I'm writing a song about the evolution of bread, but it's not finished...

..anyway, it starts on dough.

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Help!

I need jokes that involve DNA, meiosis, Genetics, or Evolution

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Evolution is like...

Evolution is like Ikea for animals.

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What do you call a black scouser

Evolution

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A European and an American plan to meet for lunch

'So, vhen do you vant to meet for streusels?'

'Hmm, I'm feeling we should meet... let's say, 1 o'clock?'

'Vun o'clock! Are you mad? That's in the middle of the morning!'

'What are you talking about, are you some kind of idiot? 1 PM!!'

'PM? Vhat is this PM? You say 1 PM? Vhat is


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Drake started from the bottom.

Of Darwin's evolution chart.

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Why do Christian people suck at Pokemon?

They don't believe in evolution

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Religious leaders around the world have condemned playing Pokemon Go.

Not because of the danger to the players, they just believe evolution is a hoax.

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At what stage of evolution did Robots become as advanced as humans?

When opposable thumb drives were developed

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Can't remember this joke need help of where is came from.

It was about evolution and creationism. It was something along the lines of, "you don't believe in dinosaurs but you believe in a magical man who went around changing water into wine..." Something of that nature. Anyone know where it came from?

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At what stage of evolution did Robots become as advanced as humans?

When opposable thumb drives were developed

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If evolution is real how come?

Monkeys still throw their poop underhanded

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Why is the new TV show about the evolution of bold typefaces so interesting?

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