Evergreen

Jokes

What do you call an evergreen with temporary godlike powers?


Spruce Almighty

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I checked into a hotel and the place was crawling with people dressed up as evergreen trees.

Dang Firry conventions.

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A horse pooped on an evergreen.

It was a pineapple.

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What do you call a fat evergreen tree?

A porkypine.

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Why did the evergreen give up on his calculus exam?

He was stumped!

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What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest?

"Oh, how I pine for you!"

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