What do you call an evergreen with temporary godlike powers?
I checked into a hotel and the place was crawling with people dressed up as evergreen trees.
Dang Firry conventions.
A horse pooped on an evergreen.
It was a pineapple.
What do you call a fat evergreen tree?
Why did the evergreen give up on his calculus exam?
He was stumped!
What did the evergreen tree say to it's love interest?
"Oh, how I pine for you!"