Evade

Jokes

Why did the baby boomer cross the road?

To evade the Vietnam War Draft

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They say "Drive sober or get pulled over."

That's why I drive buzzed to evade the fuzz.

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Why did the sheep fucker evade prison?

Because he was on the lamb.

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