What's the worst gift to give Michael J Fox?
etch a sketch
How do you measure the speed in which one writes?
The Pen Etch Rate
What do babies and an etch-a-sketch have in common?
If you dont like the way it looks you can shake it until it goes away.
In my day we didn't have internet porn.
We had to draw boobs on an etch a sketch and if you got too excited you had to start all over.
Who is there? Etch! Etch who?
Gesundheit / Bless You
What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?
If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.
Babies are like etch-a-sketches
They go away if you shake them.
(If this would be more suited for /r/meanjokes let me know.)
Did you hear about the Michael J. Fox Etch-a-Sketch?
It's self erasing.
Why doesn't Michael J Fox have an Etch-a-Sketch?
He's too old to play with toys