Etch

Jokes

What's the worst gift to give Michael J Fox?

etch a sketch

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How do you measure the speed in which one writes?

The Pen Etch Rate

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Knock-knock joke

-Knock knock

-Who's there?

-Etch.

-Etch who?

-Bless you

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What do babies and an etch-a-sketch have in common?

If you dont like the way it looks you can shake it until it goes away.

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In my day we didn't have internet porn.

We had to draw boobs on an etch a sketch and if you got too excited you had to start all over.

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Who is there? Etch! Etch who?

Gesundheit / Bless You

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What do a baby and an Etch A Sketch have in common?

If you don't like it, you just shake it and start over.

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Babies are like etch-a-sketches

They go away if you shake them.

(If this would be more suited for /r/meanjokes let me know.)

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Did you hear about the Michael J. Fox Etch-a-Sketch?

It's self erasing.

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Why doesn't Michael J Fox have an Etch-a-Sketch?

He's too old to play with toys

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