Eschew

Jokes

A man discovered a new medication that makes people sneeze constantly. What did he tell people in order to make them avoid taking it?

Eschew! Eschew!

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Eschew pretentious poses.

The boy who farted laughing gas,
eschewed pretentious poses.
He thought those who called him vulgar,
had boogers in their noses.

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