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What's Griffindor favorites hair stylist?

Hair Potter.


Credits to my friend typing error

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What did the rare blood type say when his popular coworkers claimed he had a clerical error typing?

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Google Jokes

A few years back, I was browsing the internet and someone told me to google "famous french victories". So, being me I did it, and do you know what happened? You know the *did you mean* thing google does when you make a typing error? This is what it read - *Did you mean: Famous French Defeats?*

***(It doesn't do that anymore)***

I'm done.


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One Million Copies of a new book Sold

One Million Copies of a new book sold in just 2 days due to a typing error of just 1 alphabet in title

Title of book :

"an idea can change your Wife"

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Typing Mistake

One million copies of a new book sold
In just 2 days due to typing error of 1 alphabet in
title.
"An idea,that can change ur wife''
While real word was (life).

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Mathematicians, physicists, and engineers have determined all odds are primes...

The mathematician says, "Excluding 1, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime... proof by induction, all odds are prime"

The physicist says, "Excluding 1, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is experimental error, 11 is prime... all odds are prime"

The engineer says, "1 is is prime, 3 is prime, 5 is prime, 7 is prime, 9 is prime..."


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If a priest molests a child...

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1000 words are crammed into a hotel ballroom and they've just been notified that there is a bomb in the room and it needs to be diffused

There are 5 members on the bomb squad however only 4 arrive because there's no room for Error.

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I was making a Gmail account...

and it asked me to create a password. So I typed the first thing that came to my mind: mypenis. But alas, it didn't work.

It simply told me, "Error: Not long enough."

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There was once a young man who, in his youth, professed a desire to become a "great" writer.

When asked to define "great" he said "I want to write stuff that the whole world will read, stuff that people will react to on a truly emotional level, stuff that will make them scream, cry, wail, howl in pain, desperation, and anger!". He now works for Microsoft writing error messages.


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How do judges learn who's guilty and who's not?

By trial and error.

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What did one broken computer say to the other?

Error 404: response not found.

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A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the gynecologist prepared carefully for weeks, and completed the exam with tremendous skill. When the results came ba


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A boy asks his dad

Boy: Dad, does error have an h

Dad: No it doesn't

Boy: Thanks dad

Dad: No problem Hugo

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I'm getting to an age when I wish that my password is incorrect...

Then when I forget my password and the error message comes up "Your password is Incorrect" I would be like YES!

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What do statisticians who make mistakes put on their bread?

Margarine of error.

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I checked online to see if there were any child molesters on my street.

But it just said Error 404: Paedophile not found.

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How do Kamikaze pilots learn their job?

By trial and error.

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Alright you guys ready for a great original joke on rjokes?

ERROR 404 PAGE NOT FOUND

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Maybe it is just me but so funny



A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked u


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Missing letter

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, tha


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I had a problem with my computer yesterday.

I called Eric, the 11 year old next door, whose bedroom looks like Mission Control and asked him to come over.

Eric clicked a couple of buttons and solved the problem.

As he was walking away, I called after him, 'So, what was wrong ? He replied, 'It was an ID ten T error.'

I didn't want to appear stupid, but nonetheless inquired,


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How do Scottish people describe a no display error?

nvidia

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How did the priest get a negative balance in his checking account?

Clerical error.

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I'm not using my faulty bathroom scales again.

I’ve seen the error of my weighs.

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What do you call a pregnant flight attendant?

Pilot Error.

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Tesla: Error. There is not enough free space to install the latest updates.

My wife: Honey, could you please get out of the car.

[If I ever refuse to do so.. ](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/ba3h15/wtf_grandma/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share

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So basically i was programming when

I tried to execute it, it said error on line 347.
But my code had only 346 lines.

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Did anyone know that due to an error regarding the celestial calender, yesterday was technically all of last year?

And if you think THAT'S amazing, I ate over sixty double cheeseburgers yesterday!

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Mario games are unforgiving...

... there's not mushroom for error

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A robot tried to start a conversation with an attractive waitress

## But he wasn't so successful in doing so. The error message read:

Error: failed to establish connection with server.

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So it turns out my ex was an Android !?

I should’ve known .. no regards for my emotions , she kept sending me these error messages she called “hints”, AND she was blonde so I’m sure she failed the Turing test

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What do you call a bethsda Ai

Error 404 sorry looks like the ai is not currently avilible

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Why do you get an error when you look for today's date?

Because your internet connection sucks.

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Raising a child is all about trial and error. It's one of those things where you have to fail before you can succeed.

I hope.

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A robot tried to start a conversation with an attractive waitress

But he wasn't so successful in doing so. The error message read:


`Error: failed to establish connection with server. `

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I never understood all the people claiming Obama was the worst president.

But, as a programmer, I now see that it was just an off by one error.

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You know what ruins a meme?

A miner spelling error.

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A former proctologist was getting tired of his job and the relentless teasing of his friends...

...so he decided to explore the field of auto mechanics.

He went to an auto trade school to get certified and generally excelled at everything. After a lengthy time, the day of his final certification test finally arrived. The former proctologist conducted the hands-on practical and then eagerly awaited his test score.

The next day, he received his score and found it wa


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A guy is setting up his new email. He sets the passcode to "dick"

Error, too short. Try again.

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Attention Nerds!

It would be so much easier if humans came with an error message just like computers do.
Imagine sitting in a restaurant and failing miserably at flirting with the waitress.
"Warning! Error establishing connection with the Server"

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The gynecologist who became a mechanic!

A gynecologist had become fed up with malpractice insurance and HMO paperwork, and was burned out.

Hoping to try another career where skillful hands would be beneficial, he decided to become a mechanic. He went to the local technical college, signed up for evening classes, attended diligently, and learned all he could.

When the time of the practical exam approached, the


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If pornhub has taught me anything...

It’s how to have a good father-daughter relationship

*Remade post cause spelling error in title was killing me*

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Did you hear about the mathematician who miscalculated the shape of the Earth?

He made a rounding error

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A local news paper in Alabama makes a spelling error...

The headline reads " Niger population at an all time high!"

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Celebrate



A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked u


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I want to tell a cheesy joke but,

Reddit keeps saying 'Error: Parmesan Denied.'

I should just think of a cheddar joke that would actually be gouda.

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Celebrate

A young monk arrives at the monastery. He is assigned to helping the other monks in copying the old laws of the church by hand. He notices, however, that all of the monks are copying from copies, not from the original manuscript. So, the new monk goes to the head monk to question this, pointing out that if someone made even a small error in the first copy, it would never be picked up! In fact, tha


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I was gonna tell you joke about the fear of navigational error...

But, I'm afraid it would be lost on you.

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Art thief.



Recently a guy in Paris nearly got away with stealing several paintings from the Louvre. However, after planning the crime, breaking in, evading security, getting out and escaping with the goods, he was captured only two blocks away when his Econoline van ran out of gas.
When asked how he could mastermind such a crime and then make such an obvious error, he replied:


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