Erotica

Jokes

I noticed at the bookstore that the "Kama Sutra" and "The Mueller Report" are both in the erotica section

In both documents you can see someone who's totally fucked.

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I noticed at my bookstore that the "Kama Sutra" and "The Art of the Deal" are both in the erotica section

According to the bookstore, "The Art of the Deal" has people getting screwed in many more positions.

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Whats the difference between erotica and perversion?

Erotica is when you do it with a feather. Perversion is when you do it with a chicken.

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What do you call a well-written softcore erotica novel?

Wordplay

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I read an erotica about edging.

It was okay, but I thought it was a bit anticlimatic.

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I was watching this Russian erotica without English subtitles and couldn't understand a word this naked girl was saying but

I really liked how her lips moved.

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If genres were flavors SCI-FI would be sour, Fantasy would be sweet, Horror would be bitter, Mystery would be umami...

And Erotica would be salty.

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At last, someone has written a book about herb erotica...

It's about fucking thyme

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At last, someone's written a book about herb erotica...

It's about fucking thyme

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What did the successful erotica writer say when reviewers asked him how the beginning of his career went?

"Easy peasy... *lemon* squeezy"

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I read a historical erotica

It's called 50 shades of CGP Grey

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What if Captain America made a porn movie?

Captain Erotica.

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At first, I was ashamed of reading erotica

,but then I came to terms.

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