Eradicate

Jokes

Our president promised to eradicate crime in, what i heard, was 3 to 6 months, during his campaign period. So it will be resolved in 27 years amp 2 months?

326 months, he said.

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California is looking to eradicate a once popular item.

Apparently it was the last straw.

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I hate the blacks.

#I have an absolute hatred for blacks.

They've contributed *nothing* to our society as a whole, and our lives would be **that** much better without them, becoming the general idea of a nuisance whenever I come across one.

If I were to take a small sample containing even 1 black, it would effectively contaminate the entire group with it's toxicity, poisoning the


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I spent all day yesterday putting down horses.

Turns out the WHO weren't actually trying to eradicate polo...

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The Televangelist.

So a Televangelist during a recording of one of his shows, needed 2 volunteers.

"I NEED TWO VOLUNTEERS TO ERADICATE THE DEVIL FROM THEIR SOULS, GOD BLESS YOU."

First up, was a man on crutches.

"WHAT'S YOUR NAME, SON?"

"Kevin"

"AND WHAT HAS THE DEVIL DONE TO YOU?"

"I can


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