Enjoyment

Jokes

Depressed comedians suffer for your enjoyment.

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I've never seen a baby video that has given me any sort of enjoyment.

Or atleast tht's what my lawyer advised me to say.

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They say aside from humans, dolphins are the only other mammal that has sex for enjoyment

You have no idea how many things I had to fuck to figure that out.

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I'll never understand trying to seek enjoyment from tabletop games

I find it's just a trivial pursuit.

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Max worked for the company for 50 years, and never got anything in return.

Max was one of the hardest working employees the company has ever known and he never even got payed, because he didn't want to. When he worked for 20 years the boss said: ''Max you fool, let me pay you the money you deserve''. But Max said: ''no no I love working here so much I don't want it''. After 30 years the boss said: ''come on now


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I try to masterbate once a day for health reasons...

the other 4 times is for my enjoyment.

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Giraffe and Squirrel dating

A male squirrel and female giraffe are in love. It was a true love. Day by day the love going awesome strong. One day they fixed dating near to a river at noon time. giraffe kissed a lot on squirrel face, squirrel too. Started the enjoyment. While in enjoyment the squirrel suddenly run onto giraffe head and again going downwards. Again going and returning. The giraffe wondered and felt more anger,


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BLM rallies are sort of like lesbians sucking on strapons

It doesn't actually do anything, but it's still done for the enjoyment of people at home on their computers.

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A jester's chief employment is to kill himself for your enjoyment, and a jester unemployed...

is nobody's fool.

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A Muslim walks into a bar with a bomb...

He asks the barkeep "I say! Why does this bar have a bomb?"

The barkeep replies "don't worry, it's just for decoration. This bar, Paradise, is a wartime-themed bar".

"Well I'll be!" exclaims the Muslim. He takes a seat and orders a virgin Mary, as his religion forbids him from imbibing alcohol, but encourages the enjoyment of v


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Who gets more enjoyment from sex?

A man and a woman were having drinks when they got into an argument about who enjoyed sex more.

The man said, ‘Men obviously enjoy sex more than women. Why do you think we’re so obsessed with getting laid?’

‘That doesn’t prove anything,” the woman countered. ‘Think about this: when your ear itches and you put your finger in it and


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A Muslim walks into a bar with a bomb...

He asks the barkeep "why does this bar have a bomb?"

The barkeep replies "don't worry, it's just for decoration. This bar, Paradise, is a wartime-themed bar"

"Well I'll be!" exclaims the Muslim. He takes a seat and orders a virgin Mary, as his religion forbids him from imbibing alcohol, but encourages the enjoyment of virgins i


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Dork Ruined Joke Then Deleted It Because He Couldn't Stand The Downvotes: Reposted Right

An American gentleman arranged a liaison with a Japanese lady. As they were indulging in sexual intercourse, she repeatedly shouted a Japanese word which he did not understand but took to mean "Wonderful" or something similar which increased his ardor, his efforts with the lady, and his enjoyment, as well as her apparent enjoyment because she kept shouting that word.

The nex


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