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After years of speculation, researchers have finally published a journal article documenting how long people tend to spend engaging in sexual activity.

It’s about fucking time.

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A Transgender goes to a dominatrix

The dominatrix never had a transgender client before, but she was a professional, over 5 years in the field, so she decided to agree to take the job.

On the first day, she asked: "How should I refer to you, what pronoun do you go by?"

Transgender:"Them" he said.
And as time goes by they keep talking and getting to know each other, they even te


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My online parasol store got shut down.

The police claimed we were engaging in shade e-dealings.

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The Fine Bros Mission Statement

"Fine Brothers Entertainment is a new kind of entertainment company that has pioneered the digital revolution for over a decade. A hybrid network and award winning content studio, we are hyper focused on creating and distributing innovative programming for digital native audiences on all platforms both online and off. We produce the most engaging and most viewed scripted and unscripted conten


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If we were to have a small food fight, would we be engaging in Morsel Combat?

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Chubby Chasers Ice cream truck

Premier Realty closes abruptly
Owner’s real estate license suspended
Offices of Premier Realty Services in St. Marys and Emporium closed abruptly last week, four months after owner Kevin Berry’s (NOW OWNER OF PERVETED NAME iCE CREAM TRUCKS)real estate license was suspended by the Pa. Real Estate Commission.

Berry was ordered to pay a civil penalty of $2,000 and


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DampD Free

So you meet someone on a... ahem... adult dating site and their profile says: clean, D&D free. While you're engaging in porky pump action, you notice that a giant d20 rolls out of their bag. Do you roll a save or go to D&D rehab

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I'm thinking of investing in a start-up company that produces religious icons.

I guess you could say that I'm engaging in idol speculation.

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A Dad accidentally walks in on his 18 year old daughter engaging in coitus with her boyfriend.

His daughter says:
"Dad! I'm Sorry..."

Dad replies "Hi Sorry!" before turning to the boy and asking "Are you fucking Sorry?"

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