Energizer

Jokes

The Mortons Girl and the Energizer Rabbit mugged a guy

They were charged for a-salt and battery.

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The energizer bunny got arrested

He was charged for batteries.

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Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny getting a lap dance?

He just kept coming, and coming, and coming, and coming...

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Why did my girlfriend switch out the batteries in her vibrator?

Because the other ones just didn’t energizer

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Energizer bunny arrested

Was charged with battery!

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Energizer Bunny arrested:

Charged with battery.

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The Energizer Bunny died of exhaustion recently...

Someone put the batteries in backwards and he kept cuming and cuming

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The Energizer Bunny was arrested this morning...

He was charged with battery.

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Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested?

He was charged with battery

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?

He was charged with battery. 😮

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Did you guys hear the Energizer bunny got arrested last week?

Charged with battery.

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Today the Energizer bunny was arrested by the police. The charge?

Battery.

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Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny?

Apparently he got charged with Battery.

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The cops arrested the Energizer Bunny

He was charged with battery.

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A rabbit broke free from its cage and it is approaching a busy road. It looks both ways and notices there are no gaps for it to cross but it proceeds to cross anyways. It is immediately crushed by a car. Why did it proceed to cross even though it knew it would be hit?

Everyone knows the energizer bunny just keeps going and going.

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The Energizer Bunny has died.

Cause of death was extreme sexual exhaustion.

Someone put his batteries in backwards, and he just kept cumming and cumming and cumming....

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Energizer bunny arrested

Charged with battery

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If you're attacked by the Energizer Bunny...

...is he charged with battery?

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What was the result of the Energizer bunny being taken to court?

He was charged with assault and battery

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to jail?

because he was charged with battery

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Instead of dressing up as the Energizer Bunny for Halloween, this year Im going to be the Crack Rabbit.

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Why don't you ever hear about the Energizer bunny's dad?

Because one night he went out for cigarettes and just kept going and going and going

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Last night I had to buy batteries for my little vibrator

No it's not what you're thinking, last month I rescued a rabbit from a shelter. I say rabbit it was a bunny...and I say shelter it was a Best Buy. I rescued an Energizer bunny is what I'm trying to say.

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Energizer Bunny Arrested

Charged with battery.

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The energizer bunny...

The energizer bunny was arrested on a charge of battery.

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The Energizer Bunny is starting a career in porn...

They put his batteries in backwards and he keeps coming and coming and coming.

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Did you hear about the Energizer Bunny?

A judge charged him with battery.

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to jail?

For Battery

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Why did the Energizer Bunny go to prison?

He was charged with battery.

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The Energizer Bunny was arrested.

He was charged with battery.

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Why did the police arrest the energizer bunny?

He was wanted for several charges of battery

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Did you hear that the energizer bunny was arrested?

He was charged with battery.

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Bunny

The energizer bunny just got arested for battery.

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Did you hear the energizer bunny was arrested?

He was charged with battery

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Why was the Energizer Bunny tried in court?

He was charged with battery.

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Did you hear the Energizer bunny was caught in an infamous scandal?

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Why was the Energizer Bunny in court?

Because it was charged with battery.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny arrested?

He was charged with battery. XD

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The Energizer Bunny stole the Morton's girl umbrella.

It was assault with battery!

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Why did the energizer bunny go to jail?

he got charged with battery

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What do you get when you put the batteries in the Energizer Bunny backwards?

It keeps coming and coming and coming...

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Ever wonder why you don't see the energizer bunny anymore?

He got arrested for battery.

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Why was the Energizer Bunny jailed?

On charges of battery.

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The energizer bunny was arrested today

He was charged with battery

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Did you hear that the energizer bunny got arrested?

It was arrested for battery

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Be careful what batteries you use.

My GF uses Energizer batteries and her kid keeps going and going.

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What happens when you put the Energizer bunny's batteries in backwards?

It keeps coming, and coming, and coming...

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The Energizer Bunny was arrested this morning. Have you heard about this?

Yeah, police say he was charged with battery.

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The Energizer bunny as been arrested!

He was charged with battery.

EDIT: "H" key on my damn keyborad.

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Energizer Bunny arrested:

Charged with battery

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