Endurance

Jokes

First Joke. Long

Two sharks have been swimming by a bay on the east border of Sweden. Throughout their lives they have been entangled in a bitter rivalry. They have conducted multiple races to test their skills, and prove who’s better but always seem to tie. One day one shark suggests they swim East and have a battle of speed and endurance. The other shark agrees and the next day they set off. They are both


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My wife told me a joke about my sexual endurance

I'm not gonna lie, it took me a second

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Strength is hanging a wet towel on your dick

Endurance holding it up until it dries.

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I once came first in a masterbation endurance contest

I never win anything...

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The monument over which the Confederate Flag in South Carolina flies reads:

"This monument perpetuates the memory, of those who true to the instincts of their birth, faithful to the teachings of their fathers, constant in their love for the state, died in the performance of their duty: who have glorified a fallen cause by the simple manhood of their lives, the patient endurance of suffering, and the heroism of death, and who, in the dark hours of imprisonment, in the


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The scientist and the gypsy

When I was at a bar in McMurdo, I spoke with a scientist who told me a few years back he had met a beautiful gypsy.
The two met and hit it off instantly. He learned she had traveled all over the world and had some crazy stories. Later, the scientist asked her- during her travels who her favorite sexual partners were. The gypsy explained that Native Americans have the largest penis she had e


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