Embalming

Jokes

I picture the inventor of urinal cakes as a child...

... begging his mom to let him lick the hobo piss and embalming fluid off the spatula.

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Whats your favorite preservative salt, vinegar, lemon?

Mine’s embalming fluid.

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A woman walks into an embalming and burial service office

The depressed-looking woman goes up the embalmer and says, "My husband died a few days ago in a car crash. When he died, he was in a black suit. It would be very nice if you could change his suit into one that is blue after embalming him. Blue was his favorite color, so I hope you understand." The embalmer replies, "I'm sorry for your loss. I will change his suit for you."


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My Girlfriend said my semen tastes like embalming fluid.

I guess I just died a little on the inside..

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