Element

Jokes

I wish the phrase All is fair in love and war was true. Because in both cases

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What's the most alphabetical element?

Phosphorus.

It's the element o' P.

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What's the most alphabetical element?

Phosphorus.

Because it's the element o' P.

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Which element can you see in the police station?

Copper!

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I'm very possessive of the 83rd element on the periodic table?

It's my bismuth.

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Once a girl went to Santa.

Girl: Hey Santa I got a question.

Santa: *intrigued* Go on child.

Girl: What's an element, a prostitute and a gardening tool?

Santa: *Ho hoe hoe*

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What nature element would you likely get into a fight with?

Water. There is always water tension.

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I was going to host a convention

I was going to host a convention for the element in period 3, group 4, but I thought that it would be a Silly Con.

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What is the hentai chemist's favorite element?

Manganese...

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I'll show myself out.

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What do you say to a nosy element?

Get out of my Bismuth

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Ironically, the second most abundant element, Helium (He) in the Universe is facing shortage on Earth. Do not use 'He He' unnecessarily further.

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A chemist walks into reddit

He does some research on certain posts and discovers that they are made up of atoms.

After some thought, he concludes that the posts at the top of r/all contain mostly helium atoms, because helium is the lightest element, so these posts naturally rise to the top. He decides to name these posts "He posts" (short for helium posts).

Then, he concludes that posts at


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What's a weeaboo's favorite element?

Manga-nese!

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What group of peoples favorite element is Nickel?

The Knights who say Ni!

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Some people say if you cant beat them, join them

I say “if you can’t beat them, beat them”, because they will be expecting you to join them, so you will have the element of surprise

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Are you an element? Because youre So-dium fine

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The most shocking element about the college bribery scandal is

USC is being called an elite university.

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What is an office ninja's most deadly weapon?

The element of supplies

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Which element is the top three?

Podium

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A group of nagging dentists discovered and new chemical element.

It's called Phlosphorus.

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What element is a known bisexual?

Bismuth.

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Whats an uninterested 13 year old girls favourite element?

Potassium.

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What is a Mexican's favourite element?

Silicon

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What is Michael Jacksons favorite element

He He

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What is a vietcong chemist's favorite element?

The element of surprise.

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What's a weeb's favorite element?

Manga-nese

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What do interested chemists and 12 year-old hackers have in common?

Inspect element

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Did you hear that a new element was just discovered?

It’s atomic symbol is Ah, and it’s called the element of surprise.

(Got this from a friend)

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Did you hear that a new element was just discovered?

It’s atomic symbol is Ah, and it’s called the element of surprise.

(Got this from a friend)

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Do you want to know how often i say element jokes?

Periodically.

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I built a vodka still that uses a magnetic fieldelectric coil combo as a heating element...

... and those mathematicians said I don't understand proof by induction.

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What did the chemist say to her coworker who kept asking about her work with element 83?

"It's none of your bismuth."

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What do you do when an element dies?

you barium

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What do you do when an element dies?

you barium

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I dont understand Oganesson

It’s currently the last element on the periodic table, but it claims to be the Og

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What is the coolest element?

Mercury.

(original by my 10 year old, when we were watching a Queen video)

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Did you know that Bruce Willis has owned more than 100 Hondas?

His favourite was the fifth Element.

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Little kids are always trying to get free Robux.

But they aren't true gamers.

True gamers know about the Inspect Element hack that gets you 99999999 Robux.

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What does my dad and the 18th element of the periodic table have in common?

They both argon

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One day in class I started saying "hydrogen, helium, lithium..."

Then I screamed out **#"OXYGEN!"** and everyone got scared.

I said "that was the element of surprise."

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What's a gravedigger's favorite element?

Barium

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The best way to surprise someone is with the element of

Tungsten

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Whats the fastest element?

Neeeeeeooooon

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What do you call the element of suprise?

The Spanish Inquisition

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What did the element say to the rude element?

Bro you’re mean.

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Paul Simon wrote a song from the perspective of the 13th element on the Periodic Table.

You Can Call Me Al

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What do you call a birdcage made out of every periodic element except nickel?

A Nicolas Cage.

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The classical elements are five. Earth, fire, wind, water

And the element of surprise.

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The key to a joke is always the element of surprise

Surprise!

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Scientists discovered a new element, and it shocked everyone.

It was the element of surprise.

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