Electrocution

Jokes

A baker has died of electrocution after accidentally standing on some fruitcake.

Police said that the death occurred when she stood on the cake and a currant shot up her leg.

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A man was caught by surprise by a serial killer who used electrocution to kill his victims.

By the coroner's report, he seemed shocked.

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How did the train employee survive electrocution?

He was a good conductor.

I came with this one up myself and I'm looking for feedback.

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R.I.P Bob

Bob was a bus conductor-cum-driver. He had been going through rough times, with his wife leaving him for his best friend. One day on the job, he saw a young woman, probably in her early 20's signalling for the bus. Bob couldn't hold his rage in anymore and vented his frustration on the pedal, killing the woman on impact. Bob was taken to court for his crime and was sentenced to death by


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An American, a Russian and a Polish prisoner of war are sentenced to death.

They are sentenced to die, but they are offered the ability to choose their death.

The American says "If I'm going to die, make it quick. Firing squad please." And they take him out back and put a bullet in his skull.

The Russian says "I would like to die by hanging, so if my family ever gets my body I'll still be intact." So they take him


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