Eject

Jokes

Guy is in the road in driverless car when the police start chasing him. He tells the car eject all unneccessary weight to go faster.

He wakes up laying on the side of the road.

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Saw this on JEOPARDY! Space Oddity for $800: "Astronaut Chris Hadfield revealed they don't do laundry in space, they eject old clothes and this happens to them"

My answer: "What is they get vacuumed?"

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Tech support call.

Customer: "I got this problem. You people sent me this install disk, and now my A: drive won't work."

Tech Support: "Your A drive won't work?"

Customer: "That's what I said. You sent me a bad disk, it got stuck in my drive, now it won't work at all."

Tech Support: "Did it not install properly? What kind o


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What do you call it when a pilot hits the eject button as he's going down the runway?

Premature ejectulation

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Pop star Sia was recently kicked out of a strip bar.

She kept refusing to tip the dancers by yelling "I don't need no dollar bills to have fun tonight." When asked what it was like to have to eject a famous singer the bouncer replied, "I love cheap thrills."

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If it's a Smart Car then...

Why does it not eject backseat drivers?

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Would you like to eject from the drive?

CAUSE YOU JUST GOT BURNED!!!

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I'm out of my girlfriend's league.

Apparently the East Coast Mixed Badminton League eject you for domestic violence.

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