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It's strange to see Christians advocating abstinence only sex education...

According to their own religion, even abstinence isn't 100% effective.

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It's strange to see Christians advocating abstinence only sex education...

According to their own religion, even abstinence isn't 100% effective.

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Conor McGregor assaulted a man for not drinking his brand name whiskey.

That actually seems like an effective marketing strategy.

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What's the most effective method of suicide?

Supplying the POTUS and the Royal Family with underage girls.

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Did you know that a hand sanitizer is much more effective than the allies in WW2?

A hand sanitizer kills 99.9% of the germs in only 15 seconds.

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The most effective way to kill your friends is....

Schizophrenia Pills

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Ash: Jigglypuff, use Sing!

Ash: It’s Super Effective! It made Mew sick!

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You know how all these actresses are pulling out of Georgia over the abortion thing...

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don't they know that isn't effective birth control?

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Ash: Jigglypuff use Sing!

Ash: It’s super effective! It’s making *Mew sick*

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Jigglypuff: uses Sing

Ash: It’s super effective! it’s making Mew sick!

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LPT: This is the most effective thing you can do to prepare for catastrophic climate change.

Bend over.

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If you dont think about it too hard, a gun is just a more effective syringe

So why do they always throw me out when I walk in to a hospital with an AK-47?

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What a Gas

I'm travelling to France this summer on holiday. Can someone tell me where I can purchase a cheap, effective gas mask>

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Tools of communication

For effective communication it is important to have the right tools of communication. Personally, I love my sledge hammer. It shortens annoying conversations immensely.

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Trumps Border Wall will really be very effective when it gets made

as I don't think there are actually any Mexicans who want to break into prison.

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A recent study shows that masturbation is twice as effective as sex when it comes to stress relief.

One in hand is worth two in the bush.

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It's strange to see Christians advocating abstinence only sex education...

According to their own religion, even abstinence isn't 100% effective.

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Personally I think alternative medicine are really effective

Effective at killing people , that is.

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They say the surest way to a man's heart is through his stomach

But I personally find it far more effective to go through his ribcage.

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Two doctors and an HMO manager die and line up together at the Pearly Gates.

One doctor steps forward and tells St. Peter, “As a pediatric surgeon, I saved hundreds of children.”

St. Peter lets him enter.

The next doctor says, “As a psychiatrist, I helped thousands of people live better lives.”

St. Peter tells him to go ahead.

The last man says, “I was an HMO manager. I got countless families


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Vegans with high fiber are the most effective vegans

Their farts remind you of dead animals

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Did you know that LSD is a really effective weight loss drug?

How are you supposed to eat if there’s a dragon guarding the fridge?

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What's the most effective way to remove a sticky chewing gum from your hair ?

Cancer.

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Sex therapist claims that the most effective way to arouse your man is to spend 10 minutes licking his ears!!

Personally, I think it's bollocks!!

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It's strange to see Christians advocating abstinence only sex education...

According to their own religion, even abstinence isn't 100% effective.

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Cannibas is effective at managing anxiety symptoms in people suffering from acrophobia,

Again proving it's a great way to get high.

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Whats the only 100 effective birth control?

Death.
Some might say abstinence but that didn’t work for Mary so it wouldn’t be 100%

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Essential Oils found to help with Polio

They are effective in cases of polio to lubricate the seal between between the one's neck, and the iron lung.

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Do you know what is just as effective as homeopathy?

Nothing

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Why puts a woman always her phone in her bra?

When a thief tries to steal it she can scream rape, an army of feminists will rise. They will humiliate and torture the thief to the death follows.

That is way more effective that screaming theft.

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I found the only 100 effective pickup line

Rohypnol.

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LPT: spray the bathroom freshener BEFORE you go itll be much more effective...

... for half of you reading this right now, it’s already too late.

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Bees: Forming a beehive is not an effective business plan

It's a hive mind full of buzzwords

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What's the most effective way to make it to Russia from Alaska?

Boat a compass and keeping your berings strait.

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My contraceptive method is 100 percent effective.

I just use my personality.

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Sex therapists claim that the most effective way to arouse a man is to lick his ear for 10 minutes.

Personally, I think it’s nuts.

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4 Ways to Start an Effective Conversation including Funny Urdu Jokes

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Condoms are inneffective

If you cum so soft condoms are effective... I don't know what to tell you.

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Bananas are very effective at stopping diarrhoea

Just don't pull them out.

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I am employed as a unicorn hunter.

I am effective because you don't see any unicorns around do you?

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After a long and effective career, my French teacher finally retired.

Adios, Amigo.

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What is statistically the most effective anti-depressant?

A 12 gauge shell with 00 buckshot.

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What substance is just as effective against crime stoppers as it is against criminals?

Criptonite.

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Jello has created a product that deters insects.

It's very effective, but the flavor is OFF-pudding.

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Whats the most effective chat up line in the world?

Does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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What diet is the most effective?

The African

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You can hit a man with glasses....

...but hitting him with your fist is more effective.

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I don't understand.

If birth control is not 100% effective. Why do people risk it?

Why not just have sex at night when the sperms are asleep?

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Abstinence is the only 100 effective birth control

Tell that to Jesus' mom.

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I once made a vagina out of an old oven mitt and some expired deli meats.

It was gross, but effective.

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