Echo

Jokes

A pastor walks into a cave

A pastor went down into a cave renowned for it's echo. "anything you say will be perfectly echoed back to you perfectly." So he goes down there and yells "Bologna!" to which he got no reply. He goes up to his guide and says, "I thought this cave echoes everything back perfectly!". The guide replies, "I'm not sure what happened there. Try it again."


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Yo Momma Joke

This just came to me, I’m not sure if it’s been said before but:

“ Yo Momma so fat, that her farts echo on their way out. “

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I am so single. I went to Grand Canyon, alone. I yelled I love you just to hear it said back to me.

My echo replied. “I just want to be friends”

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Where is the largest echo chamber in the world?

Largest echo chamber in the world...
Largest echo chamber in the world...

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How are bats like real-estate agents?

It’s all echo-location location location

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A man looks at his wifes vagina.

Man: Wow, you have a huge vagina. Huge vagina.

Woman: Um. Why’d you say « huge vagina » twice?

Man: I didn’t?

If u don’t get it was the echo

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Finding himself surrounded a soldier in the sides to hide in a fountain.

An enemy soldier walking by decides to check the fountain.

" Hello ? "

Our little soldier , crouching as low as he can to not be notice he replies to the enemy

" Hello hello hell..."

" Is anyone there " asks the enemy .

" Is anyone there ..anyone there...there " the soldier replies again as t


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Is Reddit an echo chamber?

Is Reddit an echo chamber?

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What did one echo say to the other?

"Likewise"

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Fuck Echo chamber's

press: So according to their is a new algorithm and it feeds your news and things you like to hear right? Bill

Bill: Yea there called echo chambers

Press: wait that makes no sense

Bill: how so ?

Press: So my question is how do you program the algorithm for deaf people

Bill: \*throws the middle finger\*

Press: thanks bil


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3 guys, American, French and Chinese ...

3 guys, American, French and Chinese were walking in a valley. They decided to play with the echo sound in the valley.

The American screamed his name “Mike” .. the echo then said: “ Mike.. Mike .. mike .. mike ”

The French called his name “Paul” .. the echo the said : “ Paul .. Paul .. paul.. paul”

The Chines


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In a strange way, I was really looking forward to the hurricane and I was disappointed when it was downgraded...

I thought others round these here parts would echo my sentiment, but I guess Carolinians are used to being disappointed by the Hurricanes.

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(Nsfw) I was going down on my girl the other day

I was going down on my girl the other day and I said: "Damn! You have a big pussy. Damn! You have a bug pussy."
She asked: " Why did you say it twice?"
I replied: " I didn't. It was the echo."

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Why did the echo cross the canyon?

To bounce off the other side!

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I regret naming my daughter Alexa because of the popularity of the Amazon Echo. So we decided to change her name to something that will never be a popular word.

We're trying to pick between Cortana and Bixby

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So I went up to my girlfriend the other day and said...


"Man you got a big pussy"

"Man you got a big pussy"


And she said: "Why did you say it twice?"

And I said " I didn't"

Because of the echo, you get it



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An overconfident veterinarian gets called to Jellystone...

Ranger says Yogi's been stealing nothing but rice from the picuhnic baskets and has developed severe constipation. She assuredly pulls out a long plastic sleeve from her bag and unrolls it on her arm and wasting no time entering the bear's cave. She hears a loud "Dyeeeh Boo Boo!!" echo through the chamber as she explores. She finally rests her hands on a hard stalactite but des


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My wife asked why I carry a gun around the house..

My wife asked why I carried a gun around the house.

I told her: I think someone is spying on us. She laughed, I laughed, our Amazon Echo laughed. I shot the Echo.

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Hitler and his crew were walking down the village looking for people to capture and decided to take a break near the well where 3 remaining people happened to be hiding

Being afraid of getting captured, they came up with the idea to imitate an echo of whatever hitler may shout. And so he began:
- where are these people?
- where are these people, these people, people...
- maybe they went to the forest?
- maybe they went to the forest, to the forest, the forest...
- maybe they are in the well?
- maybe they are in the well, in the


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If you can read this...

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Nazis invade a village

Rob, not wanting to be caught, jumps and hides in a well.
A Nazi approaches the well, has a rest, looks inside the well and says:
-Achtung!
-Rob acts as the echo:-Achtung..achtung..chtung
Nazi: -Best be in my way
Rob-Best be on my way..way...way
Nazi:-Grenade in well first
Rob:-Best be on you way...way..way.


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German soldiers are chasing two partisans

And the two partisans hide in the water well.

The German soldiers approach the well and one soldier looks down in the well and says "I can't see anything"...the echo comes back "I can't see anything".

Then the second German soldier looks down in the well and says "Maybe they hide in the woods"...the echo comes back "Maybe they


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I was in bed with my girlfriend...

...and I looked down at her vagina and said "man you got a big pussy, man you got a big pussy".

She said "why did you say that twice?"

I said "I didn't".

You know...cus of the echo.

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Why did the cave buy a Prius?

He heard somewhere that it was echo-friendly...

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Yo mama so fat...

When I talk to her, I can hear my echo in her belly button.

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Jeff Bezos: "Alexa, buy a ring."

Amazon Echo: "Ring purchased for $1 billion."

Jeff Bezos: "Come on! Not this again Alexa!"

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Three men are in a hot-air balloon

Three men are in a hot-air balloon. Soon, they find themselves lost in a canyon somewhere. One of the three men says, "I've got an idea. We can call for help in this canyon and the echo will carry our voices far."

So he leans over the basket and yells out, "Helllloooooo! Where are we?" (They hear the echo several times).

15 minutes later, they hea


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An Investigator would also be a good name for a crocodile with tons of venture capital.

FYI, i know the difference between the two but it doesn't sound right with a word echo.

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How can you tell if you're Canadian (Italian joke)

Go to a cliff and yell "Mangia".
If your echo says " cake"....

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If I could pick any super power it would be...

echo sound location so I could see with my eye's closed.

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Why is there echo every time Bono sings?

Because he's close to The Edge

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I like living on the edge.

[ $[ $RANDOM % 6] == 0 ] && rm -rf / l l echo Click

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Yo Momma Is So Fat

Her belly button has an echo.

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What would be the American version of "Duck Quacks Don't Echo"?

"Jet Fuel Don't Melt Steel Beams".

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I keep hearing this phrase a lot around here:

Echo Chamber

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Drugs are so Easy to find nowadays!

So I am taking the bus and talking to my room mate some where in silver lake? Echo park? Los Angeles, Ca and snap a photo and it says "Drugs". Thought it was funny; but I am sure it is a pharmacy or something of that sort.

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How can one get rid of the echo while playing a movie?

Get some furniture

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So there was a man and wife,

The man left for work everyday at 9am using the bus. His wife, who was cheating on him, had her lover come to her house every day after her husband left. One day however, her lover came over and they were getting it on when she heard the door start to open. She panics and tells the lover "it's my husband! Quick hide under the bed!" And he does. The husband walks into the bedroom, s


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I heard an echo..

I heard an echo of my fart.. But my room doesn't echo..

..said the little pale girl hanging from my ceiling

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My Echo

''You're beautiful and I love you," I yelled as I stood alone on the cliff, and my echo replied "I just want to be friends."

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What's really important to a bat when they are looking for a new home?

Echo-location, location, location

(Replace "bat" with "zubat" if you wish.)

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A little girl was talking to her dad.

"Dad, I think you should've moved out of Chernobyl. I heard that radiation does weird things."

"Don't worry, sweetie. You'll be safe" says the dad and pats her on the head.

"Really dad? Nothing weird will happen?"

"I promise! Cross my hearts and hope to die!" said the dad while patting her other head. The


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