A man walks up to a student dunce and says that the slave he was sold has died.
And the student dunce said: "By the gods, he never did that when I owned him."
Reposts from 2500 years ago.
Subway pianist with weird looking kid in a dunce cap
AKA his metro-gnome
A pianist performing in a subway terminal...
was playing beautifully. I was only offput by the weird looking kid with a dunce cap sitting atop the piano.
Suddenly, the weird looking kid with the dunce cap jumped up and scurried off. The piano player abruptly stopped playing.
I asked him, "why did you stop playing?"
To which he replied, "I cannot play piano without my metro-gnome."
A pianist setup in a Subway terminal...
was playing beautiful music but suddenly stopped when this weird looking kid with a dunce cap leaves.
I didn't think much of it but the next day I was in the same area and the same thing happened: beautiful music until weird looking kid with dunce cap leaves.
I approached the accomplished musician and said to him, "why do you cease playing when that weird lookin
The dumbest kid in chemistry class doesn't wear a dunce cap.
He wear a silly cone.
11 jokes from the world's oldest joke book
1. A Student Dunce Goes Swimming
"A student dunce went swimming and almost drowned. So now he swears he'll never get into water until he's really learned to swim."
2 An Intellectual Visits a Friend
"An intellectual came to check in on a friend who was seriously ill. When the man's wife said that he had 'departed,' the i