Dunce

Jokes

A man walks up to a student dunce and says that the slave he was sold has died.

And the student dunce said: "By the gods, he never did that when I owned him."

Reposts from 2500 years ago.

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Subway pianist with weird looking kid in a dunce cap

AKA his metro-gnome

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A pianist performing in a subway terminal...

was playing beautifully. I was only offput by the weird looking kid with a dunce cap sitting atop the piano.

Suddenly, the weird looking kid with the dunce cap jumped up and scurried off. The piano player abruptly stopped playing.

I asked him, "why did you stop playing?"

To which he replied, "I cannot play piano without my metro-gnome."


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A pianist setup in a Subway terminal...

was playing beautiful music but suddenly stopped when this weird looking kid with a dunce cap leaves.

I didn't think much of it but the next day I was in the same area and the same thing happened: beautiful music until weird looking kid with dunce cap leaves.

I approached the accomplished musician and said to him, "why do you cease playing when that weird lookin


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The dumbest kid in chemistry class doesn't wear a dunce cap.

He wear a silly cone.

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11 jokes from the world's oldest joke book

1. A Student Dunce Goes Swimming

"A student dunce went swimming and almost drowned. So now he swears he'll never get into water until he's really learned to swim."

2 An Intellectual Visits a Friend

"An intellectual came to check in on a friend who was seriously ill. When the man's wife said that he had 'departed,' the i


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