What bell failed the make a sound exam?

Dumbbell

What did the dumbbell receptionist say to the waiting room?

Please weight your turn

NSFW The world's strongest man...

only needs to use a dumbbell for his left arm.

The entrance to my room doubles as a weight.

It's a dumbbell door.

Started going to the gym and I dropped 10 pounds very quickly.

Thankfully the dumbbell missed my foot.

One time when I wasn't in the mood for fun and games someone put a dumbbell on my head.

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What do you call a 2 pound dumbbell that gets drunk easily?

A Lightweight!

I was banned from the gym for taking home a dumbbell.

"Free weights," my ass!

What's stupid and makes a ding noise?

A dumbbell