I screwed up paving my private road

It's my own dumb asphalt.

Yo mamma is so dumb

She thought alfredo sauce was the elder mentor in the Irish version of Batman

Yo momma so dumb....

Someone said it was chilly outside and she went to go grab a bowl.

A man came home and found his wife in bed with another man.

A man came home and found his wife in bed with another man.

He says, "What the hell is going on here?"

She turns, and says: "See, I told you he was dumb!"

Yo momma so dumb

she tried to surf the microwave

WHY FEMINISTS ARE DUMB!

If women think they are equal to men, why do they still run campaigns addressing equality??

My dumb Italian brother is forming a terrorist organization.

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I finally become smart enough...

...to know I'm dumb.

You're dumb if you use contractions. It's lazy, and they never should've been invented.

Wait a minute...

My teacher told me im dumb and ignorant...

i dont know why and i dont care

People that think they don't want babies are so fucking dumb, they shouldn't be allowed to breed

Who says beer makes you dumb?

It made budweiser.

Yo mamma so dumb.....

Yo mamma so dumb, when someone gets in her head, they die of boredom.

How many dumb blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb?

What's a light bulb?

My girlfriend said she would leave me if I didnt stop talking about video games nonstop.

I said that's a dumb reason to Fallout 4.

Why are Americans so dumb

Poo

Why are Americans so dumb?

because we shoot all the ones that go to school

A Dumb Blonde Goes Ice Fishing

A dumb blonde goes ice fishing.

The dumb blonde finds a good spot on the ice, cuts a whole in it and begins fishing.

Suddenly a loud voice from up above says "There are no fish here!"

The dumb blonde gets startled and decides to move to a new spot on the ice. The dumb blonde cuts a new hole and begins fishing again.

Again a loud voice

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Why did the chicken cross the road?

Now, the classic answer is "to get to the other side". This will amuse and also baffle most young people because it's a dumb joke. Of course it is crossing to get to the other side....but...what you don't appreciate at a younger age is that this is a dark joke and the chicken was (and may still be) suicidal.

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Donald Trump

Dumb

What did the blind, deaf and dumb kid get for Christmas?

Cancer

I dug up the baby and showed her a chart explaining why she died

but she was so dumb she couldn't get past the c-section

I've been told I'm pretty..

Actually, the person said "you're pretty dumb", but I'm focusing on the positive

Back Pain

A normal person's back:

* Will hurt over time
* Pretty boring overall
* Has a lot of dumb bones

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Backstreets back:

* Alright

Y'll Americans are dumb raiding Area 51, looking for aliens and shit

They moved us to Areal 52 years ago lol

"I'd rather watch Trump's speeches than be molested by my crazy mother"

Trump's mump dumps trumps dumb mum's rump humps

Why are Americans so dumb and backwards?

Because they believe a lot in Jesus and God

Yo mama is so dumb

That when the waiter offered her a can of Coke she said: Does it come with a can opener)

Hey, do you want to see something interesting? It's pretty stupid, but also funny because it's just so useless and dumb.

Open the camera app on your phone and switch to the front facing camera.

Don't irritate a deaf and dumb person

They may just shut u out with their eyes

Your mommas so fat and dumb

That when the dog got out and I told her to call the pounds to find him she started yelling at her ass.

What's a joke that is clearly dumb?

You.

Two dumb blondes are chatting about their latest sexual adventures

Blonde 1: Last weekend I had sex with 2 Mexican guys at the same time.

Blonde 2: Oh yeah? Last weekend I had sex with a Brazilian!

Blonde 1: (completely in shock) Holy shit! How many is a Brazillion?

Whats the difference between someone who fall asleep whil driving and someone who rapes dumb people

ones a fucking idiot the other is fucking idiots

Why did the duck cross the road?

Because the duck wanted to visit a very dumb person

*bank bank*

Who is it?

The duck

Conversation with my 10-year-old cousin

Cousin: I know you have a secret girlfriend.
Me: oh yeah? What’s her name
Cousin (being a dumb 10 year old): Diana... McChocolate
Me: well that’s funny, because her pronouns are Her and She.

Your so dumb

that when I said that joke flew over your head you looked up

Dumb joke alert

There was a guy named Ted who was dumb (couldn't speak).He did not like his name and went to a court to change it .

The lawyer wrote several names and pinned them on a display board. Ted had to choose one of them

The lawyer asked him to point to be no-ted.

Dumb joke alert

There was a guy named Ted who was dumb (couldn't speak). He did not like his name and went to a court to change it .

The lawyer wrote several names and pinned them on a display board. Ted had to choose one of them

The lawyer asked him to point to be noted.

I scored a 58 on my iq test

but its not cause im dumb it was just cause the test was really hard

Once a drunk man was returning home from a bar, walking along the river.

Suddenly he had an urgent urge to pee so started pissing in the river. An officer who was passing by approached him an said, "Sir, I'm gonna have to tell you to turn off the sprinkler and put it in the garage". In response the man zips up and starts leaving.

Suddenly the drunk man burst into laughter. So, the officers asks, "What's so funny". To which th

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Why are vegans so dumb?

Cause they dont know how good meatloaf is. I feel really bad for them.

Americans are asleep

Why are Americans so religious?

Because they are dumb and gullible

Why are Americans so dumb?

The ones in school get shot

Why did Yoda enter the Hogwarts headmaster's office uninvited after he passed away?

"Dead, Dumb door bell is. Hmmm"

People say intelligence is sexy...

...then why are there so many dumb motherfuckers walking around?

Two men are having an argument

The argument is about how man 1 wants to surround a light bulb with a piece of semi-transparent fiber.

Man 1 says: I know it's dumb, but I still am gonna do it.

Man 2 says: I see, so you're lamp-shading.

This is soo dumb... the police are idiots

YO MAMA SO DUMB...

She majored in drama because she thought it would help with the ACT

Why are Americans very religious?

Because they are dumb and backwards.


Don't worry, they're asleep

My parents like making dumb jokes

That's why I was born