Dull

Jokes

Did you hear the dull story about the Japanese policeman's hatchet?

It was an anti-crime axe.

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What type of rock is both weak and dull?

A lackluster rock.

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Hi rjokes I need some help with a birthday present for my gf

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Life is getting pretty dull, so I've decided to eat nothing but Swiss cheese

I just need more 'holy shit' in my life

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Two drill bits meet on the street

- how is going? you look a little dull
- yeah I'm going trough a lot of stuff

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This life is sorta dull...

I think that if reincarnation is true I’m gonna make my next life a full time party, might even arrive naked.

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How many dull people does it take to change a light bulb?

One.

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What do you call a dull pirate sword?

A cut-less.

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What's the difference between Bran flakes and Bran Stark?

One is dull, boring, bland, an inferior choice to it's alternatives, and sinks if you put it in milk. The other is a breakfast cereal.

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There was once a guy who's life was really dull, nothing happened to him...

...one day he was hit by a truck and in his last seconds of life he saw all of the most important moments of his life in a flash, and fell asleep out of boredom.

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You may think that my story about using a leather strap to hold my pants up is dull...

...but it has a belting conclusion

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Hobo is looking for food in waste containers near MIT campus...

...and suddenly sees a nude drunk young woman sleeping in one of the containers. He wakes her up and asks her:

"What is the second law of thermodynamics?"

Before falling back asleep girl looks at him with dull gaze and answers:

"T... total entropy of an isolated system can never decrease over time"

Hobo leaves her alone and sa


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What do you call something that's just been eaten by a boring man?

In-dull-gent

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What's good about men who bang boring men

They are in-dull-gent
[NSFW]

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I never argue with the dull and clueless

If this isn’t funny, you’re right.

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I like my slaves as I like my jokes..

Not clean and bright, but **dirty and dull**.

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Why Did the Super Bowl Suck?

Of course the Super Bowl is going to be dull; what do you expect when you bring Pepsi to a big party in Atlanta?

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My girlfriend told me we needed to spice up our relationship.

Just shows how dull my imaginination is.

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Why did the butter knife fail all his classes?

He was just too dull.

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My oncologist is so dull.

He has no sense of tumor.

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Why didn't the fork and spoon want to hang out with the butter knife?

He was just too dull.

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Why didn't the fork and spoon want to hang out with the butter knife?

He was just too dull.

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An adventurous guy was driven to suicide.

But the knife was too dull.

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To bring some cheer to an otherwise dull day, I tried befriending a snowman

But all I got was a frosty reception.

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No Dull Moments

My girlfriend told me to touch the wall when she mentions an animal n to thumb up when she mentions a country, and the rules says if I fail, I will pay her 10,000 dollars not negotiable then she mentions turkey, I am still standing here in one point confused,

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What do you call a boring violinist whose fascist regime lost WWII?

A dull fiddler

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I know a flat earth jokes

I'm going to level with you, it's dull, plane, and featureless.

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Bill Gates dies and goes to to the Pearly Gates.

Once there, St Peter looks throught his huge book, and finds Bills name.

"Im sorry" St Peter says. "It says here that you havent been particularly good, but, not bad either."

"It seems actually that all your good and bad deeds weight eachother out, so, there is nothing telling me if you should go into Heaven, or Hell" Peter thinkins for a mo


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Gordon Ramsay finds improper knife management in a restaurant.

He yells, "THIS KNIFE IS SO DULL IT CAN'T EVEN CUT AN EMO KID'S ARM!"

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I went to the marriage of two satellites last night

The ceremony was dull, but the reception was great.

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My friend used to have some metal files. But he used the so often they are dull...

Now he calls them the X-Files.

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What did a run on sentence and a used pencil share at the same time?

A very dull point

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What do you call a pointless joke?

Dull

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Everything is a double edged sword.

Even a single edged sword. One side is sharp, but the other is dull and mostly useless. It's kind of a double edged sword.

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Dull Visit

Man walks into a Zoo....
All he can find is one small dog.


It was a Shit Zoo.

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White people that pretend to be black are so boring.

Maybe it's just me; I find them a little dull is all.

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This Unicode technical specification is extremely dull reading

But it does have many interesting characters.

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What do a woman and a pencil have in common?

Some can be used for shade, some are No.2's, some are a little dull and sometimes you just want to snap them in half.

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WHERE'S MY PHONE?

2 Lovers Texting on Phone:

GF : Hey baby, miss me?

Bro1: Ya baby I am so missing you.

Bro2: [FANATICALLY SEARCHING] WHERE'S MY PHONE?

GF: I am so horny right now.

[FANATICALLY SEARCHING] WHERE'S MY PHONE?
[FANATICALLY SEARCHING] WHERE'S MY PHONE?
[FANATICALLY SEARCHING] WHERE'S MY PHONE?
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I used to work for a mining company . . .

It was a boring job; just a slow daily grind.

I would find myself in a depression everyday; unable to see the light at the end of the tunnel.

One day, the whole drill got to be too dull and as I was about to do something to remedy the situation, everything started to crumble down around me.

I decided I needed to get out of there in a hurry.

So I


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My uncle is a five star general. He even has a corner office at the Pentagon

It’s dull

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Me and my old friend, Razor used to hang out a lot

Until things started getting a little dull, even after his last change

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What did the emo say to the dull razor?

Sorry old friend... You just won't cut it

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All these jokes about pointless pencils...

are dull.

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How do you piss off an emo?

Give them a dull razor.

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What is mostly white, dull, and wants to be popular?

This post.

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I went to see a movie about Beethoven...

it was du-du-du dull, du-du-du-dull.

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I recently went to a gathering for turtles...

..bit dull. None of us came out of our shell.

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Cinderella wanted to go to the ball....

....but didn't have all the right gear - suddenly her fairy godmother appears and grants her all her wishes... "But remember deary, be home by midnight, or else your vagina will turn into a pumpkin"... She agrees and goes off to the ball, has a great time and meets Prince Charming....... but he's quite dull, so she mingles a bit more and meets a very handsome young man. "W


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There's no point to a dull knife.

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