Drying

Jokes

Snowflake goes to take a shower.

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My wife walked in on me

After my shower while I was blow drying my dick and balls and asked "What the hell are you doing?"

Apparently "heating up your dinner" was not the right answer

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My girlfriend asked me why I was blow-drying my crotch...

Apparently "heating your dinner" was not the response she was looking for.

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Drying off after a shower is such a hassle.

And it's expensive, too! I'm going through about ten packs of toilet paper a week

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A young man came home from the office and found his bride sobbing convulsively.

"I feel terrible," she told him. "I was pressing your suit and I burned a big hole in the seat of your trousers."


"Forget it," consoled her husband. "Remember that I've got an extra pair of pants for that suit."


"Yes, and it's lucky you have," said the woman, drying her eyes. "I used them


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My wife walked in on me

After my shower while I was blow drying my dick and balls and asked "What the hell are you doing?"

Apparently "heating up your dinner" was not the best answer.

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Every time someone gets better at drying grapes

They're just raisin the bar

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My girl walked in on me while I was blow drying my dick and asked "wtf are you doing?"

Apparently, "heating your dinner" wasnt the right answer.

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A tourist walks down the sidewalk in Italy

He stops and looks up at a man drying his clothes on a balcony.

"What's up!?" the man on the balcony asks

"Europe" the man replies.

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So my washing machine caught fire today

The good news is I was able to get my washing and drying done in one go.

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Me: drying my hair

My mom: "did you take a shower?"
Me: "nah it was raining in the bathroom"

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Three Men Were Using Urinals In a Public Restroom

The first man finished relieving himself, zipped up, strolled to the sinks and proceeded to wash his hands, using plenty of soap and water and doing a splendidly thorough job.
As he was drying his hands (with lots of paper towels), he loftily announced to no one in particular "At Harvard, I learned to be clean and sanitary."
The second gent zipped up, marched briskly to the


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My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis and asked what I was doing.

Apparently “Heating your dinner” was not the right answer.

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Why would pirates be great at fixing and drying clothing?

They're very familiar with patches and pegs

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My wife walked in on me...

Blow drying my dick and balls in the shower.

What are you doing? She asked.

Apparently "heating up your dinner" was not an appropriate response.

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My girlfriend caught me blow drying my penis and asked what I was doing..

Apparently "Heating your dinner" was the wrong answer

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3 dogs at the vet.

First one says to the second "What are you in for?" He replies "I like to chase cars, but yesterday I caused an accident which killed someone, so they're going to put me down." Second dog asks the first "So what are you in for?" First replies. "I was at home the other day, sitting on the back porch just minding my own business, when the neighbours kids came


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What gets wet with drying?

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Another Little Johnny Jokes

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Little Johnny walked into the bathroom and saw his mother drying off her vagina with a towel. Little Johnny goes: Mother what is that? His mother goes: Its a beaver. Little Johnny nods and walks out. The next day little Johnny walks back into the bathroom and sees his grandmother drying off her vagina. Little Johnny says: Grandma what is that? His grandmother says: Its a beaver. Littl


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My girlfriend caught me blow-drying my dick

And apparently "heating up her meal" is the wrong answer.

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Wrong answer ...

Wife busted me blow drying my penis after I got out of the shower. She asked what I was doing ...

I guess warming up your dinner wasn't the right answer.

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My wife just walked in on me blow drying my ...

My wife just walked in on me blow drying my penis, she looked confused and asked me what I was doing. I now know heating your dinner isn't the right answer

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What gets wetter as it dries?

A woman who really really likes drying things

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A man was blow drying his penis when his girlfriend entered the room...

She asks: "What are you doing?"

Apparently "heating your dinner" was not the right answer.

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So my girlfriend caught me...

My girlfriend caught me blow-drying my penis. She asked, "what the hell are you doing?!"


Apparently "heating up your dinner" wasn't the right answer.

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My girlfriend just walked in on me blow drying my penis and asked what I was doing.

Apparently "Heating up your dinner" wasn't a good answer.

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My girlfriend asked me why I was blow-drying my crotch...

Apparently "heating your dinner" was not the response she was looking for.

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Blowdryer Incident

Bob's wife caught him blow-drying his pecker this morning and asked him what the hell he was doing?

Apparently, "heating up your breakfast" was not the right answer!

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A Scot finished having sex with a woman he just met.

He goes into the bathroom, and after a few minutes, the woman peeks in. She sees him washing and drying his condom.

She exclaims, "What are you doing, you cheap Scottish bastard?!?!"

He says, "I have to wash it out - it belongs to the club!"

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My girlfriend just caught me blow drying my penis...

...and asked what I was doing. Apparently "heating your dinner" was not the correct answer.

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