Drip

Jokes

"How much does a drop of petrol cost?"

"A drop?" *shrugs* "Nothing."

"Great. Drip this full please."

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When a women buys a dildo, it's a bit of naughty fun!

But when a guy orders a 240 volt Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collecting tray, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream 7.1 sound system, he's called a pervert.

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I know someone who used to be an admiral. Youd think a person with that background would be interesting.

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Founding fathers had mad drip

Not one of the founding fathers had a Gucci belt, yet they had unequal amounts of drip. you spend paper with their face on it to: throw money at women, buy Gucci, and various other purchases. That drip is unmatched to any other possible flex.

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What do women and fridges have in common?

They both drip when they're fucked

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What happens if you drip a green shoe in the red Sea?

It gets wet.

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What happens if you drip a green shoe in the red Sea?

It gets wet.

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When a woman gets a vibrator

It's seen as a bit of naughty fun. But when a guy orders a 240 volt Fuckmaster Pro 5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed pulsating pussy, elasticized anus with non-drip semen collecting tray, together with optional built-in realistic orgasm scream 7.1 sound system, he's called a pervert.

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Today I met an incontinent hippie on LSD.

He had a bad drip.

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I have a drip on my shoe from when I was eating a gyro in Europe.

I'm calling it a Greece stain.

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I got that drip.

Not in the rich way where you have dope jewelry and clothing. I get really nervous in social situations and sweat all over the place. Please help.

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I have to imagine more allegations will come out in this R. Kelly scandal.

In situations like his there is always a steady drip drip drip.

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They call me gonorrhea...

Because I got that drip

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I had a feeling my nurse was new on the job

when she came in and hung 4 bags on the drip pole.

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What's the odd one out?

A) washing machine

B) toaster

C) woman

D) freezer





Toaster, because that's the only one that doesn't drip when it gets fucked.

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Why did the coffee get addicted to Cocaine?

It enjoyed the drip

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An collection of old jokes.

Q: How do you kill a blue elephant?
A: You shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q: How do you kill a red elephant?
A: You hold its nose till it turns blue, then you shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

Q: Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree?
A: It died.

Q: Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree?
A: It was holding hands w


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Why did Michael Jackson hold that baby over the balcony?

...He didn’t want to drip any cum on the carpet

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The answer is: Old and Drunk

The question is:
When are two times that you pee so often that the drip spot on your underwear is not dry from the last time.

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What's the odd one out? A tap, a women or a microwave?

The microwave

The other two drip when they're fucked!!


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What do you call the process of creatively making drip coffee?

Arts and carafes.

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Life filled with asp, php, HTML, SEO, Digital Marketing, Drip, PPC, SEM and much much more

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Why does ISIS only drink drip coffee?

Because they hate French Press!

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Double standards

I hate double standards!!!
Some girl gets a vibrator and it's seen as a bit of naughty fun, but when I ordered my 240Volt FuckMaster Pro5000 blowup latex doll with 6 speed revolving pussy, elasticated anus with imitation shit dribble and breast nipple discharge, non-drip semen collection tray, together with optional built in realistic rape scream sound system, I'm apparently a weir


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What is the tastiest liquid in a fruit?

The IV Drip

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The unsolvable riddle

After failing to answer any of the monk's seemingly impossible riddles, the impatient young man shouted angrily, "All right, now *you* answer this riddle: What hangs on a wall, is red, drips, and speaks?"

After pondering the answer for a while the monk admitted that he didn't know the answer.

"It is a picture!", shouted the man triumphantly.<


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Don't think I've ever seen this one posted...

Next time you get a vanilla milkshake try this one out...


"A girl walks into a sperm bank and says... (take a big sip of your milkshake and let it drip out of your mouth as you say)

"Id like to make a deposit"

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Nasal drip

My doctor told me I had post nasal drip.

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NSFWWhat does a woman, fridge and washing machine all have in common?

They all drip when they're fucked.

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NSFWWhat does a fridge, washing machine and woman all have in common?

They all drip when they're fucked.

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My friend and I went to order a coffee

He ordered a white mocha and I just ordered a black drip coffee. When it came out, I was surprised that his was full but mine only had 3/5 in it.

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