Dribble

Jokes

Why are black people good at basketball?

Because they shoot, steal and dribble

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Why cant basketball players have kids?

Because they always dribble before they shoot

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Hate shaking it off after peeing then putting it back in my pants still makes it dribble down my leg ...

... wish I could say a punch line but it’s 40 y/o facts

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Why do basketball players wear bibs?

They dribble a lot

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I Invented a basketball that automatic goes in if its rotated the right way

I invented a basketball that automatic goes in if it’s rotated the right way. You can shoot out the gym. It never goes flat and it comes with a ring. The dribble ring makes the ball automatic comes back to your hand.[MONAB ENT](https://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5b8dbe8a67666)

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Sex is like basketball

You dribble a little before you shoot.

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Sex is like Basketball...

First you dribble a little, then you shoot.

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What do basketball players and babies have in common?

They both dribble.

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Why do basketball players make bad lovers?

Because they always dribble before they shoot.

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Why do Steph Curry and Kyrie Irving drool when they fuck someone?

Because they are skilled at dribble penetration!

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I pulled the local slag last night and took her back to my place for sex.

As I laid on the bed watching the sperm dribble out of her minge, I immediately thought to myself, "Well, at least I won't need lube."

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Gay Curry.

2 gays one dies. At the funeral the priest that performed the service walks over to the gay to offer his condolences and to offer any help he can. Gay smiles and asks that his gay lover's ashes be mixed in to a Vindaloo. Priest confused asks why he'd make such a weird request. Gay looks up sobbing "I just want to feel him dribble out of my arse one last time"


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The only thinf that Harry Potter taught me

If you dont want to dribble urine on your pants when you finish taking a piss, swish and flick

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