Have you seen my invisible ink?

I'm drawing a blank.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

My friend tries to impress women by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150.

He is a pickup artist.

They laughed at my crayon drawing

I laughed at their chalk outline.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

My friend challenged me to finish his bird drawing. He had already drawn the head, torso and legs.

To be honest, I just winged it.

A Naughty boy draws..

A boy procededs to draw a penis on a school white board. His female teacher rubs it off, then gave the boy a detention slip.

The next day, the boy does it again, this time drawing a penis that was just a little larger. His teacher, less than amused, starts vigorously cleaning the board, rubbing it clean. The teacher gives him a week of detention, warning him he was in serious troubl

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A drawing is walking in an alley, and seems unsettled.

The drawing thinks to itself, “Man, this place seems a little sketchy.”

A Double Negative

An English professor was explaining to his students that a double negative in a sentence equals a positive statement. The words “I ain’t got no money” were written on the board, and he demonstrated his point by drawing a line through “ain’t” and “no.”

A student raised his hand and asked, “Is it possible that two positives could equ

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Yesterday I was drawing a new 18 pokmon

My mom walked in and asked me what the hell I was drawing. I said "Oh, it's Nutting".

I hate blacks

I just can never find a place for them in drawing except for shading.

A friend of mine tries to impress girls by drawing realistic pictures of the Ford F-150.

He’s a pickup artist.

Joke

I told my wife that she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

If picking up girls is an art

Then I’m a 10 year old drawing stick figures

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high

She looked suprised

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She was surprised.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

Every year at the state fair...

... Paul entered the lottery for the brand new truck and lost. This year, he told his friend David, he wasn't going to bother and enter.

"What kind of attitude is that?" David asked. He leaned closer and whispered, "What you need, pal, is faith. Look around and see if the good Lord sends you a message."

Strolling around the fair, Paul grew more

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high

She looked surprised.

Told my girlfriend she was drawing her eye brows too high

*sike*

Told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high

She looked surprised.

Las Vegas

The city of Las Vegas now has a gigantic ferris wheel that is drawing huge crowds.

Also drawing thousands to Las Vegas...whores!

Credit: The great Norm Macdonald

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high

She looked surprised

In a child in a drawing lesson.

A little girl was in a drawing lesson. She was six and she was at the back, drawing, and the teacher noticed this little girl hardly ever paid attention, and in this drawing lesson she did. The teacher was fascinated and she went over to her and she said, "What are you drawing?" And the girl said, "I'm drawing a picture of God." And the teacher said, "But nobody knows

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I told my girlfriend she was drawing her eyebrows too high

She seemed surprised

Someone said that pencils are used for drawing, he was 5 at the time

when i heard this, i immediently replied, "thats the POINT, you doof!"

Did you hear about the kid who always kept a drawing pin in his pocket during self-defense class?

Apparently he had heard that a tack is the best form of defense.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows on too high

She looked surprised

Surprised

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.
😂😂😂

December in Chicago

It was nearing the end of December in Chicago, and many were using their holiday breaks as a means to escape the cold winter. Dave Blanchfield was one such person. Dave worked for an insurance firm based in the “Windy City”, and had recently booked a trip to the Bahamas,

On the 27th of December, Dave got up early and drove to the airport. He checked in his baggage, cleare

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I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

I have extreme Artist's block.

I really *want* to make something, but I'm just drawing a blank.

I took my first course in 'How to be a sketch artist' only yesterday

And I'm already drawing large crowds.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

Man this rorschach guy is really creepy

He keeps drawing pictures of my parents arguing

I said to my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high for her self portrait.

She looked extremely surprised.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows on too high

She looked surprised

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised

Just gonna extremists virtually!

Drawing inspiration from Egg Boy, I have started commenting 🥚 on grammar nazi's who clearly misinterpret typos as grave grammatical errors.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked at me surprised.

Pablo Picasso surprised a burglar at work in his studio

The burglar got away, but Picasso told the police he could do a rough sketch of what he looked like. On the basis of his drawing, the police arrested a mother superior, a washing machine, and the Eiffel tower.

Today I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She looked surprised.

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high.

She was surprised.

At the doctor's office, the nurse asked me if I was OK with drawing blood.

I said "I've never done it before, but I'm willing to give it a shot."

At the doctor's office, the nurse asked me if OK with drawing blood.

I said "I've never done it before, but I'm willing to give it a shot."

Two friends are doing a color by number drawing

One says to the other:
“What did you get for number 6”


I’ll see myself out

What do you call a chicken's sidewalk drawing?

A chalk-a-doodle-do!

(Credit: My 6 year old daughter who makes up jokes while we're driving. Proud parent moment, she is getting to be one of the best pun-slingers I know)

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too High

She looked surprised.