Downright

Jokes

Pirates are known to be thieves, murderers and downright despicable people, but remember...

To arr is human.

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No one usually has much luck using their horn to merge.

Not only does it piss people off it's downright rude. However Bob is a notable exception. For whatever reason he gets the right of way nearly everytime. I guess unicorns aren't bad at everything.

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My girlfreinds father didd not let us sleep in the same bed last night.

It was all the more frustrating cause he was downright handsome.

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A man goes to the doctor and says: "Doctor I am very sad"

Doctor: "Treatment is simple - go see Orville, very funny clown!"
Pagliacci: "What about Pagliacci?"
Doctor: "Pagliacci? Man I could not name a more suckass clown!"
Pagliacci: ...
Doctor: "Just downright dogshit of a clown"

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What do you call a journey south east planned out on a map?

Some good downright navigation

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Q: "Hey Dad, how was your business trip to Southeast Asia?"

A: "Terrible son. In fact, It was downright Laosy"

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What kind of person does the 900 in Tony Hawk's Pro Skater?

A downright left-c

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Some say that Duck sauce has helpful and downright curative powers,...

but I think they're all quacks!

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Rjokes, please enlighten me. What are some of the most downright offensive White People jokes you know.

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